NFL has broken the Manliness Stereotype

NFL has broken the Manliness Stereotype

by Judge Wyld on Sunday, October 10, 2010 at 1:54pm ·

What effort does it take to watch Dancing with the Stars?  or American Idol?  Nothing. Does being with the GUYS who are called MANLY because they 'watch' NFL mean that you are manly?  


To get ready for the BIG MANLY NFL EVENT, you PLAY ACT like you are manly and are a part of the event by doing some things such as setting up some food and arranging a room for optimum TV viewing. But isn't cooking and deciding on room arrangement typically a feminine thing?  (That's not any more sexist than calling NFL watching a mainly MANLY thing.) 


Oh! But to know the plays, the in's and out's of blocking schemes; To be able to say... "oooooo I saw HOLDING or INTERFERENCE!" while yelling it first with your arm in the air...THAT's MANLY!!! Doesn't crocheting or knitting have rules; in's and out's of how it's done? hmmm...


Ok... so what is MANLY?  Doesn't the stereotype - that MANLY is based on - have to do with DOING things that the lighter, weaker, fragile feminine gender can't do as well as the masculine gender?
- Swinging the hammer, hauling the wood, rocks, trash.... turning the soil... lifting the large bags of seeds and  potatoes,  turning the big wrench to turn the nuts and bolts, hoisting the transmission, driving the nails, climbing the ladders with supplies, stacking the sheet rock.


So really? Just WATCHING an NFL highlights show of the hardest player-to-player body hits is MANLY?  Sitting watching it? That's really really manly?  Study the play-by-play of this:  WATCHING Manly Activities is feminine... DOING Manly Activities is MASCULINE.   BE A MAN this SUNDAY.

Crime Ridden UnEducated East Coast Cities

Huge Rant on East Coast Attitude about Mid-West (Kansas, others) Breeding Terrorists.

by Judge Wyld on Saturday, January 1, 2011 at 12:24pm ·

Crime Ridden UnEducated East Coast Cities
East Coast news casters living in their unrealistic bubbles think that terrorists come from uneducated places. (like Kansas, Nebraska, Dakotas, Montana, Oklahoma? ref: Coverage of groups from these and other middle states.)

1. They think that educated people talk about oprah.
2. They think that educated people go to NFL games.
3. They think that educated people watch evening TV. Reality shows. American Idol.
4. They think that educated people spend their valuable time at candy coffee shops.
5. They think that educated people choose to live in congested cities with traffic jams.
6. They think that educated people cram their kids into organized sports.
7. They think that educated people care about movies that are released each weekend.

Every hunting season thousands of vehicles are parked out on country roads each weekend. Many of those vehicles have sophisticated expensive electronics, expensive extra shot guns, and expensive gear for the truck.  I'll bet that there are even some wallets in there that have a few hundred dollars in them.

There are no cameras mounted on the cornstalks and fences like there are on the streets of the big brother city.  Are there low life, down on their luck, crack heads, out there smashing in windows and stealing hunters ipods?  Or is that just found on every street including the elite neighborhoods of the educated east coast cities.

The Farmers and small town people are nice. I guess they aren't big city educated thieves. Some houses are new. Large. Modern.  Most are middle or lower middle class great older houses with character.  Those houses are ART. East coast snobs who can't appreciate a functioning farm house as living ART are really living with a closed mind.  Those anus focused, tight social circle, artsy bums appear to be very uneducated even in their specialty of art.

I'm an outsider to the farmers and I am one of the academically educated so I know a thing or two about thinking, knowledge, analysis, decision making. It seems that east coast snobs consider knowledge of trivia as 'educated'.  They don't seem to know that people with analytical skills who figure out ways of accomplishing something are the ones who possess the core of education; Thinking and decision making.

A farmer or rancher learns the facts of the science of crops, and the cattle. AND then has to be educated enough to also figure out the weather, the dirt, the depth of moisture, the mechanical equipment, the finances, the human resources, and the thinking amongst the professional network of peers, and then make their educated decisions on their own.

These farm people who appear to be more soundly educated and experienced in making decisions based on complex short term, mid term, and long term probabilistic and consequential factors ....... are clearly more soundly educated and using it than east coast tv studio snobs, and these farm people can even multitask as NICE PEOPLE.

Driving along miles of dirt country roads, these people GREET YOU.  A thick cloud of road dust, bright midday sun in their eyes, 15 degree temperature, and 18 hours of outdoor work to do that day, does not have them thinking of themselves...  They wave to you!  They don't look away.  It's genuine to look you in the eyes even when driving opposite directions.  Its not just a polite meaningless east coast courtesy.

These highly educated Kansas, Montana, Dakotas, Oklahoma people are genuine people.  They aren't going to say...let's do lunch sometime. They are going to say, come by up at the house two sections up the road and have some dinner before you take that long drive back to the city. (no. it is not an invitation to Applebees.) (Btw. Did you know a deli sandwich is easy to make in your own kitchen? It isn't rocket science.)

Here is my problem.  I'm educated. I use it most every day and even sometimes in my professional working life.  The reason I don't go up to these farm houses, ranch houses, and ask to hunt on their land is because I'm not worthy to bother them.  What is it that makes me so special in their day for them to have me go get in their face and ask them to grant me anything. They have it tough. they have it smart, intelligent, educated to the point that their decisions each day make or break their SURVIVAL.

The east coast big town people breed offspring whose biggest decisions are
a. daily, whether they are going to meet their girlfriends, or someone they want to suck up to, for sit down coffee at a candy coffee shop.
b. this week, if they'll go to the mindless NFL game or watch it with their carefully selected other snob friends at a sport bar
c. this year, if they'll schedule in the one charity event again.

Maybe, outside of their bubble, the easterners should take notice when the educated, uncluttered, true grit middle of the country, says something about the direction the idiots of eastern normalized bad behavior have taken this earth. [btw. look at current maps before you use terms like 'mid-west'. I reckon you mid-easterners don't have www. yet.]

There is no wholesome, "oh my, look what I've been missing in life," moment for the people in the educated middle of the country to discover if they ever wasted their time to see you in your cramped quarters of your uneducated big cities.

But it's very real that at times, a big burb bubble baby with a candy coffee in their hand, steps into an old farm house, meets the NON TERRORIST family with their sweet kids and cuddly real animal world cats and working dogs..... AND  AND  AND if they are fortunate, they are educated on the spot with a wholesome, look what I've been missing, MOMENT.  [cancel the remaining lifetime weekly 'Shrink' appointments]

You silver-spooned college tuition paid, shallow, so-called educated, big-mouthed, unanalytical twits and pansies utter such phrases about "the middle of the country is an uneducated place that breeds terrorism."

Shame on you. Pity on you and your keith olberman style thumbsucking, bathtub fetal position life. Get educated.

And to the Kansas Farmer who drove by my hunting vehicle 2 days ago.... Thank you.  I had absentmindedly left the driver side vehicle door wide open as I walked the field with the dog for over two hours. Shot a quail. My extra shotgun, smart phone, two gps units, and my IPAD were all quite visible from the dirt road 5 ft away.  My guess is that you not only drove by slowly to make sure my stuff was safe but also to make sure that there wasn't someone hurt and needing help.  [For you Easterners: That's two snaps and a swoosh for the Farmer.]

Sincerely,
Judge Wyld
Art in an Educated Place.

WHY PLAY?

WHY PLAY?

By Judge Wyld

When moving forward
Means movement;
Pick up speed.

When learning
Means study;
Concentrate.

When finding love
Means looking;
Circulate.

When caring outward
Means giving;
Follow through.

When opportunity
Means asking;
Apply.

When achievement
Means striving;
Work hard.

However,
When playing around
Means nothing;
Why play?

Original Judge Wyld poem, Feb 2006.

HOW DEEP SHOULD CHURCH BE, by Judge Wyld

Judge Wyld Radio Talk Show Host currently on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/judgewyld

Churches can be a great place to find God. To go find an atmosphere of peace and meditation. To find a calm set of people who are connecting with God. To walk in the door and find God right there waiting for you. You have no doubt that you are in a biblical church immediately upon arriving.

Some people think that a church should grow. Like a business. They need more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money .....

So these churches become secular. They become as deep as a walmart and as shallow as a walmart. They become as varied as a walmart and as non-spiritual as a Walmart. Walk into a church that focuses on growing and you have an non-spiritual church. Never mind the trimmings. Never mind the religious rock band lyrics and the painted on smiles. Even a walmart has a christmas look without CHRIST anywhere in it. So does a church that is focused on growing.

I know of one church that grew without their main property getting bigger or abandoned. They built a second church in a separate neighborhood. WOW. What a concept. A neighborhood church!!! Remember the day of Grandma waking up, making breakfast, grabbing her worn bible and walking 5 blocks to church? What a great sight!!! What a great example for the children in the neighborhood. Everyone cherishes the sight of the old lady making that walk to church, hearing the church bells.

So now a church measures it's popularity (not it's spirituality) by buying acres and acres of land and building an ugly brown brick and steel secular structure. You don't see stained glass windows and true steeple as the major architectural features of the building.

Remember parking on the street? No....these mega churches have acres of parking lots as a primary feature of the property. So secular. So anti-spiritual.

When you walk into church. You want to find God right inside. Immediately. Within 20 steps in any door, you want to find God. You don't want to have to go searching for God in a mega church.

How do you find God in a mega church? One that focuses so much on growing that they lost God someone where back near the super-sized dumpster farm that they need to collect the trash from their secular activities.

Ok.... so you walk into the church. Is the Pastor there? NO. You find an administrator only. On Sunday you are greeted by a greeter who is so remote from the pastor. The administrator or greeter can not take you to God. What they do instead is try to label you. Are you blue collar or are you white collar? We have a professionals group for you. Are you single or married? We have a shallow clueless singles group for you. Are you a single mom? oh so sad, we have the aimless uneducated singles mom group for you. Are you divorced? We have the desperate, wounded, clueless adults trying to date like teenagers group. Are you a man? We have the hapless hopeless males group. You have kids? We have the empty future children programs to perpetuate that life is a playground kids groups. You have to wait until the day of the week that the group meets. You get fed NOTHING that day. The admin or greeter, gives you the name of the leader of that group. The leader of your label group has to meet with you. And they tell you how their group works so you can fall in line and do their activities instead of having your own life according to who you are and your talents are that GOD GAVE YOU. Even if you accidentally meet the Pastor. They will pass you off immediately to an associate pastor of your label. The associate pastor of your label will pass you off to the leader. No God. Passed over to someone else several times and not once was GOD in that chain of command.

So really. In mega churches. You are not an individual. You are a group category. In a small church, you walk in the door and you are a person. No labels. No groups. Just you. Who you are. Love you. Jesus Loves you. God loves you. God greets you immediately. Isn't that simple? Isn't that spiritual? In a real focused church, God helps out right away!!! It isn't as if you walked into the mall, but actually walked into a HOUSE. A HOUSE of God!!!

So let's look at the difference between a large chain convenience store versus a mega department discount store / food store.

If you are looking for a sandwich, or a slushy drink, or a camouflage hat, you walk 20 steps into the convenience store and you have it. That store gets a lot of business. If it gets too much business or wants to serve more customers, does it build a store 40 times that size? NO. It builds a store on the next corner the same size as the first one. Then it builds another one on the next corner beyond that and beyond that and beyond that. The number of customers who access their products is growing but the service stays the same. The accessibility stays the same. The neighborhoods get more service near where they live; near where it matters. They get the need met within 20 steps of the front door. And they can rely on it. They are comfortable there. The grandma's of the neighborhood can walk to the store.

Churches don't 'get' this. The mega churches pattern themselves after the mega walmarts. You want a tomato? Go look for it. We put them way over there. You want an automotive battery? Go look for it, it's way in the back. You want to talk to someone personally about your personal shopping needs? You have to go through several people who don't know anything except how the store is organized but NOTHING about the products. [Mega church: You go through several people who don't know anything spiritual except how the church is sort of organized but NOTHING about the product.]

Grow your church by building another neighborhood church. A chain of neighborhood churches is much more spiritual and serving GODs people than a mega carnival God mall in the middle of acres of parking lots.

Ok... so maybe the label thing is something you accept as your need and you love that you found the needy group that matches your label. You are happy with that. But are the activities spiritual?

The churches promise and pay for so many secular activities to try to lure and keep people next to God. I don't understand this strategy. Churches have a unique product. Sell THAT product. You don't need to become more secular or you water down your product. Stay with your strength. Are you luring in the stupid people by pretending to be a volleyball or basketball league? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a toxic, fat producing, caffeine drug dealing coffee bar? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a shallow recreation center with a toy emporium or movie house? Are you faking them out away from the quite adequate bible by being a peripheral self-help bookstore? Why do you support the shallow cultures of skiing, bowling, and NFL? Why promote secular activities? They already exist out in the community. Let them go there occasionally to enjoy. But let them come to church to find GOD. God is the product. The Pastor care is a product. Sell the comfort and reverence. If you lose the reverence and spirituality, you have nothing unique to sell in a chaotic secular world.

Church is most effective and sincere as what it is; a specialty store. By definition, God is not everything to everyone. God is God. You come to God and adapt to God. You do not adapt God to the secular world. Churches are to be focused and intimate within the outer walls. No need for a small chapel off to the side. Scripture is what it is. Don't fake up the product. Sell God honestly. And put God within 20 steps of the front door.

Sincerely and Spiritually,
Judge Wyld

Pro Choice Paycheck: What I Could Choose If I Had More/My Money

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.


JJJ If I Had More Money


That trip to Florida… or California… or Cancun for a month. A trip to Europe. Two weeks in France, not just Paris but away from the tourist traps.

I want MORE MONEY. A better car. I’m tired of spending money on that old car. A newer car would be great. I just want to have 200 dollars more each month.


My child seems to go through clothes so fast. I can’t give them the brand names and if I do, I have to work more hours.


My wife deserves a better church dress. She wears those pants week after week. She would love a dress to wear to church. She doesn’t need or ask for much. I want her to feel like a lady again like before we had the children.


If I had more money, seriously, I’d give more to the church, to the kids selling things for the school sports team, to the poor family on the street standing by their car packed with their belongs and the two children.


I’m a good person. I have a big heart. I work hard. I make enough money that the government takes my money. There are thousands of dollars I don’t see, EVER. I pray. If I had more money.


What is so upsetting is that for whatever reason that people want more money, they can see their money on stubs and the company claims they spend even more money on my behalf to the government, but the government takes it away. Our money is not spent how WE would spend it, but how the government WANTS to spend it, for whatever reason either for luxury of material things or luxury of tiny extras like a second pair of jeans or a church dress. BUT the GOVERNMENT thinks that the GOVERNMENT’S reasons to grab the money are more noble than OUR reasons to spend OUR OWN money.

I am HAPPIER with how I spend my money than I am how the Government spends MY money. Does anyone out there feel that the Government is BETTER at spending your money than you are? Are they giving it to your church? Did they pay your last car repair bill for you? Did they buy your kid’s last set of clothes that fit? Should they have? Shouldn’t YOU have done it with the money you earned? That money that was part of your wages but you only saw it as numbers on your pay stub as GRABBED from you?

The Fairtax is just ONE way to have ALL of your wages in YOUR hands. You decide how to spend it. You see the sales tax on the receipt. How much did the government take from you? Did you want them to? You decide how much to spend. If the government knew that you would only freely spend your money for a 5% sales tax, then they won’t up the tax to 10%. You would be voting on your taxes each and every day that you choose to spend or not spend your money.


Bottomline. You earned your paycheck. You should have ALL of that money to decide how you spend it. If you can afford that extra item for your kid, or for your loving wife, do it. If you can afford a trip around the earth, do it. Either way, you earned it. It’s YOURS. ALL OF IT. The Fairtax is a way to put ALL of it into your pocket. Just like the rich people who have lawyers who know how to hide their paycheck from the government or the criminals who don’t pay taxes on money from crimes. Fairtax allows you to get paid your entire paycheck and EVERYONE pays salestax on what they spend. FAIR. Now if we can just eliminate kids from the prebate. Stay tuned.

Purpose Driven Taxes See Your Money FIRST

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Happier Seeing Your Money First

What makes you happy?

Having enough money for Friday night’s movie. Having enough money for your 2 year old kid’s birthday party. Having enough money for a car repair. To some people, it’s having enough money for a divorce lawyer.

Clearly, the masses have very low standards. Think about coupons. 2 for 1 specials at restaurants, double coupon day at the grocery store. Happy hour at the bars. It seems that the masses have no self-directing compass inside of them. If it’s on sale, it must be what we must do.

It’s as if they can’t think about what path to be on in life, how to examine where they came from, where they are at, what talents they have, what morals they have, what IS real happiness, where they could go with their talents and their treasures.

Pavlovian Marketeers and Empty Headed Human Breeders CAN tell them what to do even though the masses strut around pretending that they have reasons for what they do and they are independent. NO. They have no clue what to do, they have no clue why they’ve done ANYTHING that they’ve done. They don’t know why they have the job they have, they have no real idea why they have a pet, or even why they are married and have kids. They didn’t think about ANY of those things.

So they look to the movies, they look to fake sports like NFL, WWF, Major League Baseball to tell them what to be interested in and how to spend their money. They search. They search for dancing with the stars and American idol to tell them that they are important if they watch it.

Not even churches can motivate people to volunteer work outside of the coffee bar in the church lobby. Not even churches can motivate people to tutor or mentor kids outside of the church.

Not even churches can convince their flock to adopt kids from within the United States versus from Russia. Look at Laura Ingram. I don’t know what her struggle was to try to grab a baby or two from the USA. But she clearly was looking to satisfy herself, not God or Jesus who died on that cross around her neck, but to meet HER needs to feel good, she went and grabbed a kid or two from overseas.

You broke men’s hearts, Laura, when you revealed your desperation. The good news is, that since Laura couldn’t find a kid to claim in the United States, it must mean that every kid in the United States of America is living with a parent. What a GREAT COUNTRY.

Let's add to this digression..... let’s see. A fat man with a food addiction, who preaches purpose and self control, sells a book on a life of purpose. AND PEOPLE BUY IT. The purpose driven dinner table. The purpose driven snacks. The purpose driven candy bar.

With such zombies, lost, soulless, clueless on ANY thinking direction in life, who would defend their shallow vacuous lives to an emotional death, OF COURSE politicians can take their money. Pretend they are going to get Health Care for FREE. Pretend that their money is going to be taken by the Government and it will magically be turned into FREE COLLEGE.

The GRABBERS spend your money on Middle School SPORTS and NOT ON EDUCATION of your kids. A lot of those GRABBERS are teachers, coaches, zombie council members who support spending your money on empty talents that are hobbies at best and then complain that YOU aren’t paying enough for education.

Why don’t YOU want your money? Your taxes are YOUR MONEY. They Take it. Confiscating it from your paycheck keeps you happy because you don’t see it. But didn’t you EARN it??? You don’t even see it for a little while. Not even for a day. They TAKE it FIRST.

But do you CARE that your money is taken away??? No. All you care is that there is some left for a video game for your kid. That there are two movies waiting in your living room on Friday night. That your kid play a sport on astroturf. You don’t demand to see ALL of your paycheck. NOW. To have it be available for you to pay your college or your medications or your groceries.

THEN, it’s time to write that check to the Government for all of those FREE services. Wouldn’t you like to see that number on that check that you write? Wouldn’t you be MAD about the amount? If you don’t have kids and you have to see that dollar amount that goes to other people’s kids, wouldn’t that number make you MAD?

One way is to have the FAIRTAX. It is only ONE way. But it’s a way that is gaining popularity and congress representatives and senators are working on it for you. Call them and encourage them. Tell them you want to see your taxes as you spend them. Not have them taken before you know it.

If all of your taxes were through a sales tax, YOU would have a choice to spend that money or keep it in your pocket. When you did spend the money, you would SEE the amount on the sales receipt. You would start voting with a brain of knowledge.

Don’t be a ZOMBIE. Don’t be a clueless lost soul not knowing what you are doing; why you are doing it. Figure out a direction in life that uses your talents and figure out WHAT money is YOURS and how you should really spend it.

Have some pride and don’t let taxes be spent on things for you that YOU should be paying for. Don’t let the politicians spend it FOR YOU unless YOU have seen the money FIRST.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

GOLDEN RULE OF HEALTH CARE AND KID CARE TAKE SINGLES MONEY

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

Golden Rule Health Care

Taxes do not abide by the the Golden Rule. Treat others as you would like to be treated.

When you pay your taxes, it's gone and you will NOT receive more than you gave.
If you ever, ever, ever tried to give according to the Golden Rule, you realize
that you have never ever ever received bigger, better, or deeper than you have given.

In a manner of manipulation, they say that just in giving, you have received much more.
It's a way of getting you to accept that you received LESS and for you to be accepting it.

That's what Obama did. He said that you should be paying for others. You should be sacrificing.
Little did he know that you already sacrificed to get what you have. But there is nothing in his plans
to give a break to those who already sacrificed to get what they have.

There is no scale or meter or measuring stick to say, YOU sacrificed enough. He takes from you for others who didn't sacrifice. He doesn't weed out the lazy. The wasters. The coasters. The drunks. The lavish spenders. The joy and thrill seekers of a fast wild life of spending. He doesn't kick them away from the government money.

He says YOU Must sacrifice for THEM. He wants to feel sorry for the slackers as well as the legitimate folks who have fallen on hard times. I know that YOU decide who deserves your charity. You have an intuition of who is worthy. You know who has sacrificed less than what you have sacrificed already.

The Golden Rule says to treat others as you would have them treat you.
I paid my own college.
I paid for my own weddings.
I saved my money for emergencies.
I mowed the elderly ladies lawns.
I have paid property taxes for your kids’ schools and school music, swimming, art, and sports hobbies.
I tutored your kids every week.
I have served on your school site councils for 15 years when you only served 2 years.
I wore the nation’s uniform for 23 years.
I sat with your grandparents in nursing homes the last 4 years.
I have entertained your kids as a circus, parade, and community event clown for years.
I have driven your kids all day to get them to free health care 8 hours away.
I have kept an eye for your safety on your house, your cars, and your children playing in your yard.

I have never ever ever received from YOU as you in any manner or measure that you would have me treat you.
And NOW. As a single man; a single man with no kids. As one of the Good Men who gave deeply to you, AND your kids, AND your elderly family, I also saved and sacrificed. Just because I have still have assets left after giving generously, I am being demanded for MORE; for your health care, because YOU won't sacrifice.

The Golden Rule is now the Money Rule. It isn't about giving and the depth of reward for giving. It is about taking. And you are not ashamed to take from me.

You aren't Golden. You say you aren't Obama but you never tell the politicians to leave single people alone. To leave the childless people alone. Some medically can't have children and you pounce on their bank accounts. Be ashamed that you never stood up for the childless single people.

What Green Families Do. The REAL SERIOUS Green Family.

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Green Family

A green family. If all of those global warming (ooops they were wrong so they now want to call it global CHANGE. Obama wanted big change, so why not global climate change.)

A Green Family. Either Live GREEN or SHUT UP.

A green family has every person in the household sitting in the living room together each evening. Spending quality living room time together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that one room during the evening.

A green family eats at established meal times and eats together at the dining room table. Spending quality time eating together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that room during that time. Only have the stove or the microwave on to cook that meal only once. The refrigerator is only opened a few times to get and return items a minimal number of times.

A green family house has only 3 bedrooms. 1 bedroom for parents. 1 bedroom for boys. 1 bedroom for girls. No other genders exists right? Saves on the cost of pre-school. Learn to get along and socialize with each other in your shared room. Saves energy on heat. Saves square footage for all utilities. Forces parents to do parenting/teaching their own kids with valuable lessons.

A green family house has only 1 bathroom. Forget the cost of installing a low flow toilet. If you see yellow when you go in, flush after you are done. If you don’t see yellow when you went in, don’t flush. Green families are smart that way. Shower one after another. The hot water is already in the pipes. Don’t flow extra water by having to run the water to get hot water through the pipes to the bathroom. The room is already heated up. Less energy to heat the bathroom.

A green family doesn’t add to the landfills of our mother earth. No handheld computer games. Made of plastics and other bad chemicals that stay in the landfill for millions of years. Millions of computer games are obsolete every 1.5 years and are thrown away. A green family will not buy poisonous batteries for handheld electronic items.

A green family will not participate in and will protest/picket at these events: No private sports, or elementary or middle school sports. Takes up mother earth natural spaces. Creates extra laundry and detergents to be used. Creates extra traveling created with polluting energy sources. Uses extra lighting, air conditioning, and plastic drink bottles. Develops bad habits in kids to waste their lives on supporting and watching unproductive activities. A green family will look very suspiciously on high school, college, and post-college sports-like commercial entertainment and the wasteful energy spent for shallow people’s entertainment.

A green family makes sure that their town High School games must only be on Saturday morning. Saves on lighting. Combine the trip to the game with other chores like shopping and going to war protests. No long distance games. A mid-sized town can have a 4, 5, or 6 high school league. No wasteful tournaments for ‘state’. The lessons of sports can be taught without such wasteful energy use for traveling or pointless tournaments. Rural teams can organize into 5 or 6 team leagues and travel. After all, sports was invented for small town pride and an activity. Bigger towns don’t need that, they have other entertainment. A serious green family would make sure their bigger town doesn’t have the pointless High School sports.

A green family will drink beverages at room temperature or directly from the refrigerator. Ice is redundant. Ice wastes energy. Even restaurant sodas are already cold from the dispenser. Why add ice? Soda taste is more intense at room temperature. Enjoy a tasty green drink!!!!

I love green families. They seem very nice. They are very active in family time at home. They care about community budgets and frivolous spending on all the energy spent on extracurricular distractions. Their kids develop productive talents. Everyone is thinking of the other’s welfare and working out problems together. They make a team effort of conserving and even sacrifice for conserving. As a matter of fact, they are very conservative. They are conserving the American family. And they are the GREENEST people on earth. They invented it. FIRST.

It's a shame that the real change now is to change back to what we once were; A NATION OF GREEN FAMILIES.

Government Get Out of Way of the American Spirit Stop Killing it

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

Information.

Acorn. Acorn a name not an acronym.
Is it neutral or is it a Democrat / Liberal supporting agency?
Gets money from the Federal Government. How Much?
Located Where?

What did they do. Many things? Primarily one thing.
Elections
Government housing assistance.

Why it’s relevant to you?

Federal Money means YOUR Money. Your Taxes.

We already have social services in every town. So why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

Both parties already do voter drives so why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

NOW what happened.
Revealed that ACORN had such a liberal agenda, had such free flowing money, had such personally wacked out workers used to giving out ‘free’ money, YOUR money, that the zealousness lead them to abuse any societal useful mission.

Lesson.
Any time the vein of Government Money is involved; the freeflowing money pipe, people are corrupted. When people aren’t working for the money; When they think it’s not theirs, they waste it, they imagine all of the ways they can grab it and spend it.

Take away the governments ability to take our money. Stop the pipeline. Stop them from being able to create new money. Make them stop overlapping agencies. Make them provide understandable reports to the common people. Make them provide a simple financial statement like they require of businesses to the stock holders. Stand up at the TEA Parties and Town Halls and make them show how spending will be paid for.

The compassion of the American people helping each other has ALWAYS been the American spirit. The limited government was intended to be the American spirit as well. But taking away the ability for the American spirit to thrive by individuals and violating the small federal government spirit, is killing the American spirit. Trashing the economy, destroying once strong social institutions like marriage. The liberals with help from some republicans, is killing all the characteristics of strong people and strong societies.

If the government turns its nose at giving money to compassionate causes run by churches, it needs to cut off funding to ACORN and ANY biased organization like it.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story Touching with Twist at End

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story

Liberals are claiming that there are 30 million people without Health Care even though if they are sick with the flu, they can go to an emergency room. Sure they might not be able to get cancer care until it’s too late.

But why don’t they have health care? We are told that many just choose not to buy it. So Obama wants to make them buy it.

It’s seems that of 300 million people, 270 million people have Health Care. This sounds like a GREAT thing. So why are some people screaming for Health Care to change if 270 million people have health care. Is it about health care?

Or is it about Control. Afterall, isn’t taking your money and spending it on Art or ‘get out the vote’ or the extinction of a species, about control? Isn’t having YOUR money in their pocket about control? It seems that waiting on the Government to give you an allowance is pretty much about Controlling you like you would control a child by manipulating their allowance.

So here is the Plea….. they send Vice President Biden out to tell stories. That’s right. Not to tell statistics on how good our country is, how good our health care is, how incredibly HIGH the number is in this country of people who have health care. He tells stories. The stories are scary. All cancer stories are scary, all broken bones are scary, all heart failure and stroke are scary. So why do they tell stories?

This morning I heard a story on CSPAN. A touching story. A tragic story. A story of a couple who have had a hard life. They had no real luxury in life. This story made you want to give to them. Made you want to cheer that they have survived. Made you want to have THEM be part of your family and PROUD that they are part of your Nation.

This family worked hard all of their lives. The couple each had two jobs. They came by their money the hard way. Hard work. Long hours. Day after day. Month after Month. Year after Year. Until past retirement age. Not sitting back to enjoy themselves for many twilight but active years, but still working those jobs.

Vice President Biden tells the stories of the moral component about everyone giving to support the health care of those without health care.

The moral component. The moral component. Yes. I say it twice. This couple who worked all of their lives, LIVED the moral component of their story. They did not have a big house. They did not have the jet ski. They did not eat out at restaurants. They did not buy their kids soda pop. They did not take traveling vacations. They did not have extra TV channels or rent a lot of movies. Chances are that they were careful about spending on useless pets or useless extras for cellphones.

They clearly were PRO CHOICE. They CHOSE to do without dumb and useless things. The CHOSE to buy their health care. They were raised with the moral component IN SIDE OF THEM. They were taught to pay for things they needed. Paying for your health care is SMART and is NEEDED. The moral component drove them to proudly work hard, do without unnecessary things and provide for HEALTH CARE because it is necessary and THEIR RESPONSIBILITY to themselves.

They were PRO CHOICE and they chose to LIVE with less things and with GOOD HEALTH CARE that this COUNTRY, the United States of America offers EVERYONE who CHOOSES to live longer.

This couple says: DIE if you don’t want to buy your own health care. It’s YOUR CHOICE. Make your choice. Die younger with your soda pop and extra movies and dinner’s out and extras on your TV and cellphone. OR Die later after a health life with health care. Your choice. But your choice is your own. This couple does NOT want to pay a dime of your health care after you made the wrong choice.

That couple is one of MILLIONS of stories of people who made a choice. Think of the elderly that we think so sadly about. Many of those people spent the money on unnecessary things and NOW they want YOUR money. What choices did they make? Do they deserve to have the fruits of those choices. Does the result of their choices of luxuries mean that you must go without, You must sacrifice to support their earlier immoral decisions.

I say we support them. I say that the millions of stories of people who lived the moral component of providing their health care before providing a jet ski or their own bedroom for each of the 5 kids should be supported.

I say that we also SUPPORT the choice of those who wasted their health care money. I support their choice. I support their choice to DIE YOUNG.

Tragedies are Worse for Pretty People, We are Biased Toward Pretty People.

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

BIASED TOWARD PRETTY PEOPLE
Pretty People. Seriously. Don’t we tend to think that it would be very tough to be sad for Pretty People. After all, we know the pretty people have some advantages. They smile and things just fall into place for them. Jobs, promotions, special deals, membership to country clubs, some one stops and changes their tires for them. Oh my…. We MOST CERTAINLY DON’T feel sorry for pretty people do we????

Early this week as I was driving through a neighborhood, a cop was trying to get past me to catch up with a car. After a bit of jockeying around some parked cars and him turning on his overhead flashing lights, he went around me. I could have held him up enough for the speeding car to get away… but I didn’t.

I caught up with the cop and the victim. As I drove by, I had that human natural reaction that we have when we see something cute or something beautiful…. Aaaaaahhhhh geeeeee bummer… she is sooooooooo cuuuuuteeee… I hope he goes easy on her…. Aaaaaaaaaah.

If it were an ugly, obese, cigarette smoking, messed up hair, cheeto crumbs chick… “serves her right for speeding through here, kids could have been hurt!!! Throw the book at her, Danno!!”

YES WE DO. We don’t want to admit it… but we are absolutely biased ourselves… inside of us, our first inclination, we are biased TOWARD, IN FAVOR of, PRETTY PEOPLE.

Think about it. On TV news. They talk about a tragedy and the people involved. Hearing the intro to the story makes you sad, oh how terrible, and then they show the people. The victim’s photo… a cute little boy… maybe missing, maybe dead. You people go OOOOOOOOOHHHH and he is soooooooo adorable toooooooo….

WHAT? Why the extra ooooooo that the kid is cute? You won’t admit it, but there was an extra ooooooo why ANY extra ooooo at all?

How about the young couple on their honeymoon. TRAGEDY… DEATH… DIE on their honeymoon. First they talk about it. It is terrible, two days into their honeymoon, he had started his first accounting job out of college, wanted to be an independent Certified Public Accountant with his own business. She had joined a dental practice but planned to be a dentist part time when they were to have children. Not only young, but with such promising glorious lives ahead of them. Dead. We feel sad.

Then you look at the TV. They are showing smiling wedding photos, GREAT looking young lady and her handsome man… she is the dream bride, he is the dream groom… and on top of the sad heart you already have…. What???

Oooooooooo and she was sooooo pretty…and he was sooooooo handsome…. You utter… oooo this is a tragedy…. The next day you tell your friend…. Oooo Betty, did you see that story about that young couple in Connecticut??? Wasn’t she so pretty? That was a TRAGEDY.

There is no point here but to point out… the next time you see a victim of a tragedy… think about that extra whimper. You give that 5 percent, or 10 percent extra whimper for the cute child, the pretty missing young lady, the handsome man. We can’t change that, but we can admit it…can’t we???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Being LAIDOFF is GREAT!!! Join Dave in Celebrating!

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Dave’s Laidoff Life of Luxury

Dave provided two stories and topics previously. Dave is getting a divorce of a marriage of 30 years and getting laid off from a job of 32 years. Pretty ROUGH huh?

So Judge Wyld gave him a couple of women from the Wyld black book. He had a blast with them…. For however long he needed to. So he is back in that dating spin again. Good.

Also talked about Dave getting laidoff and how good people are getting laidoff in this economy now.

But here we go… I had been awfully productive and took some time on Friday afternoon to push productivity aside… I called Dave to see how he was doing. I mentioned I was kicking back part of Friday…. On his voice mail.

He calls back and leaves a message about how GREAT it is being laidoff. It’s a long vacation; it’s looking out over the lake from his luxury apartment; it’s getting up in the middle of the night to enjoy a lightning show from a thunderstorm; it’s getting paid a half a year’s regular pay as severance and drawing unemployment; it’s not worrying because he has job offers already; it’s getting the passcodes from a university to go mess around in their laboratories and increasing his skills when he feels like it. Life is GREAT…

Way to go Dave…. Chicks and freedom and money and self esteem…. Dave is HIGH on life right now. If he hadn’t been laidoff of his job… if he were doing the daily grind of a job that he had for 32 years… he’d be having a tough summer… But for now… FOR NOW… being laid off is GREAT!!!! I’m HAPPY for DAVE!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Pianos, Good Old People, Crashing a 60th Wedding Annivesary Party to find Good Women

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PIANO WEDDING
Judge Wyld found a piano… Mind you… I wasn’t taking a long time to search. I was really hoping one would fall into my lap. Pun intended. So a quick search of craigs list and and voila!!! Several to choose from.

I asked my piano teacher… any advice?? She said, “Don’t get a Spinet.” Evidently there are spinets, consoles, and some other kind. Don’t get a Spinet.
So yes. I am getting a spinet. She also says, don’t call the notes: dots, the clefs; lines, the keys; buttons; and the other things that I call squigglies. So although I deserve it, she refuses to hit me and I insist that she not put little kiddie stickers on my lesson book when I pass the test on each lesson.

I saw these piano advertisements which caused me to be both dubious AND hopeful…and select two: a console one that is 50 miles away and one that is across town. The expensive one is an ‘as is’ come and get it.

The other one was a spinet (cheaper) and would be delivered and tuned. I went to look at the spinet and bought it. The seller was a very old retired pastor and his wife. He gets the pianos from various sources (his grown daughter plays piano and is married to a pastor), He fixes the pianos and has a fix up checklist of 25 items including cleaning the inside and outside of the piano.

His wife played a fancy tune using all of her thin little fingers and then worked on figuring out the tax on the sale. The old man enjoyed hearing what I was going to do with the piano. (learn to play so I can play at a nursing home.) He handed me an invitation to their 60th Wedding Anniversary party.

Should I go to the 60th Wedding Anniversary party? I’m single… where do you go to meet good women?… there is no good place to meet a good woman so any opportunity could hold promise of a a great man like be to cross paths with a good lady.
So I might go to a stranger’s 60th Wedding Anniversary party. Think about it. 4 generations of female possibilities… ok… only three… those in their 80s are off my list.

The piano was delivered on Thursday… The Party is not until next Saturday.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DEMAND GOD CHANGE THINGS with YOUR SECULAR PRAYER

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PRAYER Real and Imagined

National Day of Prayer - Did it matter… did GOD hear it and say… OOPS. All of you are right… so glad you brought it to my attention. How could I, GOD, BE so STUPID. How did I MISS THAT. Whatever you wanted, Did you pray for it as if GOD messed up?

How often does GOD mess up? He created an imperfect universe? Why? Why did he leave it up to YOU to find the flaws and tell him about it? Why doesn’t he fix it without YOU TELLING HIM TO?? Are you perfect and God isn’t??? YOU KNOW BETTER??

So prayer… since it doesn’t have any purpose in changing God’s plans… Remember, we are supposed to follow GOD’s plan. So why are you praying with a different plan. Like WOW, you are amazing to come up with a plan better than Gods and tell him about it!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

So the more people who pray for a sick person really has God paying attention… jeepers, I guess they are serious. More serious than that one person praying for THEIR DYING AUNT….. that’s only one person. Ignore her… LOOK over here 30 people praying for that cat to live through cancer. Better do something for them.

So clearly, prayer is worthless in getting God to do something. You selfish selfcentered arrogant pushy Christian.

So you good ones… you pray for strength to get through something. Well that is a good thing. But didn’t God already make you who you are? Did he not already give you strength? Has God not already been there for you for strength the ENTIRE TIME??? So quit thinking that you are praying for something. You aren’t. You are just rambling and showing that you don’t know that you already have God’s power.

So now what…. Prayer is just a chat with God telling God how great he is. It isn’t demanding. It doesn’t put him down. I doesn’t diminish the great gift of strength that he already provide to you. It’s just a good ole thank you.

So since prayer does not get God to change things… What does it do???
It allows YOU to ignore your responsibility.


GIVE IT TO GOD… GIVE YOUR PROBLEMS TO GOD. Wait on GOD. GOD will show you the way. GOD will give you financial help. You sit on your hands. You can’t do anything. ONLY NEED TO GIVE IT OVER TO GOD. Did God ever like a lazy person? Did Jesus ever reward stupid LAZY people? Yes. The prodigal son. So we have MILLIONS of prodigal sons out there. LAZY RECKLESS WORTHLESS people waiting on God to Reward them. GIVE IT TO GOD. Don’t use your talents.

Talons… remember. You have talons. You aren’t supposed to wait. You are supposed to risk them, invest them, put them to work, to grow the benefits and value of the talents. NOT SIT ON IT. NOT BURY IT. Not wait on God to come back and show him nothing more than he gave you.

So why pray. Psychological… purely, non-spiritual, mind games with yourself.
Do you know that someone who decides to commit suicide becomes in a GREAT mood after they decide to commit suicide???? WHY??? Because they aren’t confused anymore. They have a plan. Psychologically they are not in chaos anymore. They have a plan. Did God ease their mind by giving them the gift of a plan of suicide? NO.

So prayer… You have a plan. Give it to God. DONE. God isn’t going to do anything. That isn’t how prayer works…. But you FEEL better. You are in denial and you made a plan to give it to GOD. And you did it by pretending that you PRAYED about it.

You pray about a safe trip. A safe time in playing an aggressive sport. Or even to WIN the game. Purely psychological. Freeing up your worry.

Prayer is just psychologically benefiting from talking it out with someone. Someone is God. God is your buddy. You chat about it and feel better. That’s it.

Prayer is also just psychologically focusing on it… focused on safety??? You will probably drive more attentively. You are thinking safety. Praying for something good in business. You are focusing on your business, thinking about it, working harder, thinking of things that could go wrong. Prayer like this has NOTHING to do with GOD.

So let’s quite playing around. Take God seriously. HIS WORD. THE BIBLE has your answers. No new answers are being invented. GOD is PERFECT. HE KNEW WHAT HE DID WHEN HE made YOUR FREE WILL and the consequences for your choices. He made those principles of actions and consequences interrelated with other people’s free will and consequences. PERFECTLY. He already knew you before you were born and gave you EVERYTHING. Talents, the bible, and all he wants is a little THANK YOU Now and then through something called prayer.

That other lousy stuff you do that you call prayer, is psychological mind games. Secular. Not Spiritual.

You scream that you don’t want to water down the term marriage… I agree with you.

So why do you water down the word church with crazy fun church versus quiet reverent thoughtful spiritual church.

AND you water down prayer by putting down God and demanding he change things in his perfect world to suit your imperfect perspective.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

BAD MOTHERS DO NOT DESERVE MOTHERS' DAY!!!

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Bad Mothers Don’t Deserve Mothers Day
Not all mothers are good mothers. People try to defend their bad parenting by saying others without kids should not comment about child raising. Let’s just say that everyone can point out a zillion parents who have kids and should NOT.

Problem is…you are all point at OTHER parents saying THEY should not be parents. WHAT about YOU. There is a BIG chance that YOU don’t deserve celebration of Mothers day. Did you pay for your kid’s car or insurance? Do they order desert or sodas at restaurants? Are you paying for their college? Are you buying them PROM THINGS?

You clearly don’t know how to raise a kid. But just so you can pretend you are better than someone else. I’ll tell you this story.

Where does trash that is in the ditches come from. BAD MOTHERS.
Driving along a three lane stretch of road.
Mom in a 1980’s white van with the several vertical windows on the side. Windows open from below… small hand comes out. Tiny fingers show…wave around. Hand and fingers go back inside. Hand and fingers reappear with a small candy wrapper…lets it wave in the breeze, then lets go…

Tiny hand and fingers disappear…. Come back out…with a napkin like from a fast food place… flops around in the breeze… lets go…

Tiny fingers and hand disappear…. Come back out… with a big flattened kid colored package… catches the wind... let’s go….

I’m TICKED… and curious… I drive up along side the back of the van. A little girl. Not strapped in… No seat belt. Maybe 4 years old. Has another item in her hand… starting to put it outside the window. SEES ME!!!! I point and look mean and say DON’T YOU DARE!!!! She can’t hear me…but looks horrified and sad, takes back the item and closes the window. Then vanishes.

I drive faster… up to the front of the van. The mom is on the cell phone. Not hands free. Phone up to her ear. Just looking straight out into space.

BAD MOM… Trash in her VAN. FOOD TOYS ETC IN VAN. Has kid in the VAN where she can’t see her. Doesn’t care what the kid is doing. Can’t reach the kid to stop kid even if she cared. Kid is NOT in Seat belt.

Now doesn’t that story make you other bad parents feel like a good parent?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Do YOU hide MONEY at Work? Your spouse/kids would steal it at HOME?

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

LEAVING MONEY AT WORK
I tend to stash money…cash…not so much coins any more. I used to stash coins everywhere, at a work desk drawer, in the pencil holder…coffee cup used as a pencil holder, in the car, in the ash tray, in the other holders in the cars, in cups at home in the bedroom. You ladies may have coins at the bottom of your purse.

I graduated to dollar bills and then to 5$ bills and then to 10$ bills. I don’t store 20$ bills all around yet. Do many of you hide currency, paper bills, 1, 5, 10…. Maybe a 50 or a 100 for a rainy day??? Have you framed a 50 or 100 dollar bill? Your first fee for teaching piano or designing a website. Is it just a dollar? Why not a 100$ bill. Think big.

Back to the office. Why do you save money at work. Vending machine money? Money for sodas from the machine? Coffee fund money? Friday Donuts money? I mean personally… just your money… that day when you want to go to LUNCH and you are running short? So you hide 8 dollars. And it grows… you added a few dollars, or you forgot that you had a 10 under the ones and now it’s up to 19 dollars. It’s in your desk drawer. Or folded and put under a desk decoration. Under the plants. Under the keyboard. In the big coffee mug you use as a pen and highlighter holder….how about at the mechanics shop…hide it in the toolbox with your emergency pack of cigarettes? Hide the money in your locker?

Do you care if that money vanishes? How long will it take for you to notice? Would you be mad? If the thief needs it more than you then you don’t care. Chances are, you take the risk and yet you will feel violated. If you find the person who takes the money, you will forever not trust them. You will think bad thoughts about them and want them out of your life. No where NEAR YOU.

Why do you hide money at work? Why not at home on your dresser? Because YOU HAVE THIEVES THERE… Worse thieves than at work. You have BAD KIDS. YOU RAISED THEM to STEAL. They think nothing of running all over you and stealing that money. Chances are that you have a more honest cleaning lady or guy at your workplace than the stealing lying thieves in your OWN HOME!!! You hide money at work because you daughter will TAKE the money if you left it at home.

Maybe that’s why they think they can steal from others when they grow up. Why people who earn the money have to pay for everything that they want. Sports stadiums, schools, colleges, welfare, and everything else they don’t want to work to earn. Why are you hiding your money from your own kids and spouse. Why can’t you pick a better spouse? Why can’t you spank your kids? If you are such a GREAT parent. Leave your money at home and teach them not to take it.

You seem to have all of the answers…. You have kids and you know how to raise them because YOU HAVE KIDS then why sneak around hiding money from them.

If marriage is so great with love and respect and trust then why are you hiding money from the thief??

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Workplace Fridge CZAR Throws Away Your Container

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Office Refrigerator

Have to share a workplace refrigerator with others? Do you trust it? Your home refrigerator might be worse..but it’s yours. At work there is a woman or a man who sounds the alarm and takes action when the fridge gets too stinky. Or too full. Old forgotten food….

Btw…. Refridgerator with a D? or Refrigerator? Short? Frige? Or FRIDGE?

What rules do you have at your workplace for the use of the fridge?

All items must be marked with your name and date.

All items must be sealed in a container or ziplock plastic bag.

All lunch bags must be removed by the end of the day.

If you spill, you clean it up.

No large boxes of donuts or other bulk items like large jars of pickles.

No onions.

So the fridge gets too full…and the good person sends out an email…maybe a note on the fridge…

“NEXT WEEK THE BIG FRIDGE IN THE KITCHEN BY THE DOOR WILL BE CLEANED OUT. PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE BY FRIDAY NIGHT. THANK YOU.”

And so ok… and you plan ahead and hope you remember and hope everyone else remembers and you look throughout the week and notice that some items are gone but most are still in there…

So the good person sends out an email or replaces the sign…

“REMINDER. TOMORROW the FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED. PLEASE REMOVE YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE. THANKS.”

You think, ok… I’m sure they are serious about this. I had forgotten about it… I better remember to remove my plastic container of leftover greenbeans and that cardboard Chinese rice holder from the fridge tomorrow. But LOOK AT ALL of those OTHER PEOPLES expensive containers still in there!!!! Oh my!!!

So the next morning… Friday morning. There is another email or the sign is replaced.

“THIS FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED TONIGHT. ALL ITEMS LEFT, WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH.”

So at lunchtime you get a call from a friend and she says…meet me at Bob’s BBQ for lunch. So you go to lunch.

At 3pm that afternoon and email comes out….

“I’M ON MY WAY TO THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW.”

Heheheheheheohohohohohohohohooo… you were in a meeting. You were busy. You didn’t see the email…. Your greenbeans and the container and the cardboard rice have been thrown away by 3:15pm……

The angel who warned everyone has done their duty… Your rice is gone, your greenbeans are gone and your plastic container is gone.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD