HOW DEEP SHOULD CHURCH BE, by Judge Wyld

Judge Wyld Radio Talk Show Host currently on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/judgewyld

Churches can be a great place to find God. To go find an atmosphere of peace and meditation. To find a calm set of people who are connecting with God. To walk in the door and find God right there waiting for you. You have no doubt that you are in a biblical church immediately upon arriving.

Some people think that a church should grow. Like a business. They need more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money .....

So these churches become secular. They become as deep as a walmart and as shallow as a walmart. They become as varied as a walmart and as non-spiritual as a Walmart. Walk into a church that focuses on growing and you have an non-spiritual church. Never mind the trimmings. Never mind the religious rock band lyrics and the painted on smiles. Even a walmart has a christmas look without CHRIST anywhere in it. So does a church that is focused on growing.

I know of one church that grew without their main property getting bigger or abandoned. They built a second church in a separate neighborhood. WOW. What a concept. A neighborhood church!!! Remember the day of Grandma waking up, making breakfast, grabbing her worn bible and walking 5 blocks to church? What a great sight!!! What a great example for the children in the neighborhood. Everyone cherishes the sight of the old lady making that walk to church, hearing the church bells.

So now a church measures it's popularity (not it's spirituality) by buying acres and acres of land and building an ugly brown brick and steel secular structure. You don't see stained glass windows and true steeple as the major architectural features of the building.

Remember parking on the street? No....these mega churches have acres of parking lots as a primary feature of the property. So secular. So anti-spiritual.

When you walk into church. You want to find God right inside. Immediately. Within 20 steps in any door, you want to find God. You don't want to have to go searching for God in a mega church.

How do you find God in a mega church? One that focuses so much on growing that they lost God someone where back near the super-sized dumpster farm that they need to collect the trash from their secular activities.

Ok.... so you walk into the church. Is the Pastor there? NO. You find an administrator only. On Sunday you are greeted by a greeter who is so remote from the pastor. The administrator or greeter can not take you to God. What they do instead is try to label you. Are you blue collar or are you white collar? We have a professionals group for you. Are you single or married? We have a shallow clueless singles group for you. Are you a single mom? oh so sad, we have the aimless uneducated singles mom group for you. Are you divorced? We have the desperate, wounded, clueless adults trying to date like teenagers group. Are you a man? We have the hapless hopeless males group. You have kids? We have the empty future children programs to perpetuate that life is a playground kids groups. You have to wait until the day of the week that the group meets. You get fed NOTHING that day. The admin or greeter, gives you the name of the leader of that group. The leader of your label group has to meet with you. And they tell you how their group works so you can fall in line and do their activities instead of having your own life according to who you are and your talents are that GOD GAVE YOU. Even if you accidentally meet the Pastor. They will pass you off immediately to an associate pastor of your label. The associate pastor of your label will pass you off to the leader. No God. Passed over to someone else several times and not once was GOD in that chain of command.

So really. In mega churches. You are not an individual. You are a group category. In a small church, you walk in the door and you are a person. No labels. No groups. Just you. Who you are. Love you. Jesus Loves you. God loves you. God greets you immediately. Isn't that simple? Isn't that spiritual? In a real focused church, God helps out right away!!! It isn't as if you walked into the mall, but actually walked into a HOUSE. A HOUSE of God!!!

So let's look at the difference between a large chain convenience store versus a mega department discount store / food store.

If you are looking for a sandwich, or a slushy drink, or a camouflage hat, you walk 20 steps into the convenience store and you have it. That store gets a lot of business. If it gets too much business or wants to serve more customers, does it build a store 40 times that size? NO. It builds a store on the next corner the same size as the first one. Then it builds another one on the next corner beyond that and beyond that and beyond that. The number of customers who access their products is growing but the service stays the same. The accessibility stays the same. The neighborhoods get more service near where they live; near where it matters. They get the need met within 20 steps of the front door. And they can rely on it. They are comfortable there. The grandma's of the neighborhood can walk to the store.

Churches don't 'get' this. The mega churches pattern themselves after the mega walmarts. You want a tomato? Go look for it. We put them way over there. You want an automotive battery? Go look for it, it's way in the back. You want to talk to someone personally about your personal shopping needs? You have to go through several people who don't know anything except how the store is organized but NOTHING about the products. [Mega church: You go through several people who don't know anything spiritual except how the church is sort of organized but NOTHING about the product.]

Grow your church by building another neighborhood church. A chain of neighborhood churches is much more spiritual and serving GODs people than a mega carnival God mall in the middle of acres of parking lots.

Ok... so maybe the label thing is something you accept as your need and you love that you found the needy group that matches your label. You are happy with that. But are the activities spiritual?

The churches promise and pay for so many secular activities to try to lure and keep people next to God. I don't understand this strategy. Churches have a unique product. Sell THAT product. You don't need to become more secular or you water down your product. Stay with your strength. Are you luring in the stupid people by pretending to be a volleyball or basketball league? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a toxic, fat producing, caffeine drug dealing coffee bar? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a shallow recreation center with a toy emporium or movie house? Are you faking them out away from the quite adequate bible by being a peripheral self-help bookstore? Why do you support the shallow cultures of skiing, bowling, and NFL? Why promote secular activities? They already exist out in the community. Let them go there occasionally to enjoy. But let them come to church to find GOD. God is the product. The Pastor care is a product. Sell the comfort and reverence. If you lose the reverence and spirituality, you have nothing unique to sell in a chaotic secular world.

Church is most effective and sincere as what it is; a specialty store. By definition, God is not everything to everyone. God is God. You come to God and adapt to God. You do not adapt God to the secular world. Churches are to be focused and intimate within the outer walls. No need for a small chapel off to the side. Scripture is what it is. Don't fake up the product. Sell God honestly. And put God within 20 steps of the front door.

Sincerely and Spiritually,
Judge Wyld

What Green Families Do. The REAL SERIOUS Green Family.

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Green Family

A green family. If all of those global warming (ooops they were wrong so they now want to call it global CHANGE. Obama wanted big change, so why not global climate change.)

A Green Family. Either Live GREEN or SHUT UP.

A green family has every person in the household sitting in the living room together each evening. Spending quality living room time together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that one room during the evening.

A green family eats at established meal times and eats together at the dining room table. Spending quality time eating together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that room during that time. Only have the stove or the microwave on to cook that meal only once. The refrigerator is only opened a few times to get and return items a minimal number of times.

A green family house has only 3 bedrooms. 1 bedroom for parents. 1 bedroom for boys. 1 bedroom for girls. No other genders exists right? Saves on the cost of pre-school. Learn to get along and socialize with each other in your shared room. Saves energy on heat. Saves square footage for all utilities. Forces parents to do parenting/teaching their own kids with valuable lessons.

A green family house has only 1 bathroom. Forget the cost of installing a low flow toilet. If you see yellow when you go in, flush after you are done. If you don’t see yellow when you went in, don’t flush. Green families are smart that way. Shower one after another. The hot water is already in the pipes. Don’t flow extra water by having to run the water to get hot water through the pipes to the bathroom. The room is already heated up. Less energy to heat the bathroom.

A green family doesn’t add to the landfills of our mother earth. No handheld computer games. Made of plastics and other bad chemicals that stay in the landfill for millions of years. Millions of computer games are obsolete every 1.5 years and are thrown away. A green family will not buy poisonous batteries for handheld electronic items.

A green family will not participate in and will protest/picket at these events: No private sports, or elementary or middle school sports. Takes up mother earth natural spaces. Creates extra laundry and detergents to be used. Creates extra traveling created with polluting energy sources. Uses extra lighting, air conditioning, and plastic drink bottles. Develops bad habits in kids to waste their lives on supporting and watching unproductive activities. A green family will look very suspiciously on high school, college, and post-college sports-like commercial entertainment and the wasteful energy spent for shallow people’s entertainment.

A green family makes sure that their town High School games must only be on Saturday morning. Saves on lighting. Combine the trip to the game with other chores like shopping and going to war protests. No long distance games. A mid-sized town can have a 4, 5, or 6 high school league. No wasteful tournaments for ‘state’. The lessons of sports can be taught without such wasteful energy use for traveling or pointless tournaments. Rural teams can organize into 5 or 6 team leagues and travel. After all, sports was invented for small town pride and an activity. Bigger towns don’t need that, they have other entertainment. A serious green family would make sure their bigger town doesn’t have the pointless High School sports.

A green family will drink beverages at room temperature or directly from the refrigerator. Ice is redundant. Ice wastes energy. Even restaurant sodas are already cold from the dispenser. Why add ice? Soda taste is more intense at room temperature. Enjoy a tasty green drink!!!!

I love green families. They seem very nice. They are very active in family time at home. They care about community budgets and frivolous spending on all the energy spent on extracurricular distractions. Their kids develop productive talents. Everyone is thinking of the other’s welfare and working out problems together. They make a team effort of conserving and even sacrifice for conserving. As a matter of fact, they are very conservative. They are conserving the American family. And they are the GREENEST people on earth. They invented it. FIRST.

It's a shame that the real change now is to change back to what we once were; A NATION OF GREEN FAMILIES.

Government Get Out of Way of the American Spirit Stop Killing it

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

Information.

Acorn. Acorn a name not an acronym.
Is it neutral or is it a Democrat / Liberal supporting agency?
Gets money from the Federal Government. How Much?
Located Where?

What did they do. Many things? Primarily one thing.
Elections
Government housing assistance.

Why it’s relevant to you?

Federal Money means YOUR Money. Your Taxes.

We already have social services in every town. So why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

Both parties already do voter drives so why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

NOW what happened.
Revealed that ACORN had such a liberal agenda, had such free flowing money, had such personally wacked out workers used to giving out ‘free’ money, YOUR money, that the zealousness lead them to abuse any societal useful mission.

Lesson.
Any time the vein of Government Money is involved; the freeflowing money pipe, people are corrupted. When people aren’t working for the money; When they think it’s not theirs, they waste it, they imagine all of the ways they can grab it and spend it.

Take away the governments ability to take our money. Stop the pipeline. Stop them from being able to create new money. Make them stop overlapping agencies. Make them provide understandable reports to the common people. Make them provide a simple financial statement like they require of businesses to the stock holders. Stand up at the TEA Parties and Town Halls and make them show how spending will be paid for.

The compassion of the American people helping each other has ALWAYS been the American spirit. The limited government was intended to be the American spirit as well. But taking away the ability for the American spirit to thrive by individuals and violating the small federal government spirit, is killing the American spirit. Trashing the economy, destroying once strong social institutions like marriage. The liberals with help from some republicans, is killing all the characteristics of strong people and strong societies.

If the government turns its nose at giving money to compassionate causes run by churches, it needs to cut off funding to ACORN and ANY biased organization like it.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story Touching with Twist at End

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story

Liberals are claiming that there are 30 million people without Health Care even though if they are sick with the flu, they can go to an emergency room. Sure they might not be able to get cancer care until it’s too late.

But why don’t they have health care? We are told that many just choose not to buy it. So Obama wants to make them buy it.

It’s seems that of 300 million people, 270 million people have Health Care. This sounds like a GREAT thing. So why are some people screaming for Health Care to change if 270 million people have health care. Is it about health care?

Or is it about Control. Afterall, isn’t taking your money and spending it on Art or ‘get out the vote’ or the extinction of a species, about control? Isn’t having YOUR money in their pocket about control? It seems that waiting on the Government to give you an allowance is pretty much about Controlling you like you would control a child by manipulating their allowance.

So here is the Plea….. they send Vice President Biden out to tell stories. That’s right. Not to tell statistics on how good our country is, how good our health care is, how incredibly HIGH the number is in this country of people who have health care. He tells stories. The stories are scary. All cancer stories are scary, all broken bones are scary, all heart failure and stroke are scary. So why do they tell stories?

This morning I heard a story on CSPAN. A touching story. A tragic story. A story of a couple who have had a hard life. They had no real luxury in life. This story made you want to give to them. Made you want to cheer that they have survived. Made you want to have THEM be part of your family and PROUD that they are part of your Nation.

This family worked hard all of their lives. The couple each had two jobs. They came by their money the hard way. Hard work. Long hours. Day after day. Month after Month. Year after Year. Until past retirement age. Not sitting back to enjoy themselves for many twilight but active years, but still working those jobs.

Vice President Biden tells the stories of the moral component about everyone giving to support the health care of those without health care.

The moral component. The moral component. Yes. I say it twice. This couple who worked all of their lives, LIVED the moral component of their story. They did not have a big house. They did not have the jet ski. They did not eat out at restaurants. They did not buy their kids soda pop. They did not take traveling vacations. They did not have extra TV channels or rent a lot of movies. Chances are that they were careful about spending on useless pets or useless extras for cellphones.

They clearly were PRO CHOICE. They CHOSE to do without dumb and useless things. The CHOSE to buy their health care. They were raised with the moral component IN SIDE OF THEM. They were taught to pay for things they needed. Paying for your health care is SMART and is NEEDED. The moral component drove them to proudly work hard, do without unnecessary things and provide for HEALTH CARE because it is necessary and THEIR RESPONSIBILITY to themselves.

They were PRO CHOICE and they chose to LIVE with less things and with GOOD HEALTH CARE that this COUNTRY, the United States of America offers EVERYONE who CHOOSES to live longer.

This couple says: DIE if you don’t want to buy your own health care. It’s YOUR CHOICE. Make your choice. Die younger with your soda pop and extra movies and dinner’s out and extras on your TV and cellphone. OR Die later after a health life with health care. Your choice. But your choice is your own. This couple does NOT want to pay a dime of your health care after you made the wrong choice.

That couple is one of MILLIONS of stories of people who made a choice. Think of the elderly that we think so sadly about. Many of those people spent the money on unnecessary things and NOW they want YOUR money. What choices did they make? Do they deserve to have the fruits of those choices. Does the result of their choices of luxuries mean that you must go without, You must sacrifice to support their earlier immoral decisions.

I say we support them. I say that the millions of stories of people who lived the moral component of providing their health care before providing a jet ski or their own bedroom for each of the 5 kids should be supported.

I say that we also SUPPORT the choice of those who wasted their health care money. I support their choice. I support their choice to DIE YOUNG.

Tragedies are Worse for Pretty People, We are Biased Toward Pretty People.

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

BIASED TOWARD PRETTY PEOPLE
Pretty People. Seriously. Don’t we tend to think that it would be very tough to be sad for Pretty People. After all, we know the pretty people have some advantages. They smile and things just fall into place for them. Jobs, promotions, special deals, membership to country clubs, some one stops and changes their tires for them. Oh my…. We MOST CERTAINLY DON’T feel sorry for pretty people do we????

Early this week as I was driving through a neighborhood, a cop was trying to get past me to catch up with a car. After a bit of jockeying around some parked cars and him turning on his overhead flashing lights, he went around me. I could have held him up enough for the speeding car to get away… but I didn’t.

I caught up with the cop and the victim. As I drove by, I had that human natural reaction that we have when we see something cute or something beautiful…. Aaaaaahhhhh geeeeee bummer… she is sooooooooo cuuuuuteeee… I hope he goes easy on her…. Aaaaaaaaaah.

If it were an ugly, obese, cigarette smoking, messed up hair, cheeto crumbs chick… “serves her right for speeding through here, kids could have been hurt!!! Throw the book at her, Danno!!”

YES WE DO. We don’t want to admit it… but we are absolutely biased ourselves… inside of us, our first inclination, we are biased TOWARD, IN FAVOR of, PRETTY PEOPLE.

Think about it. On TV news. They talk about a tragedy and the people involved. Hearing the intro to the story makes you sad, oh how terrible, and then they show the people. The victim’s photo… a cute little boy… maybe missing, maybe dead. You people go OOOOOOOOOHHHH and he is soooooooo adorable toooooooo….

WHAT? Why the extra ooooooo that the kid is cute? You won’t admit it, but there was an extra ooooooo why ANY extra ooooo at all?

How about the young couple on their honeymoon. TRAGEDY… DEATH… DIE on their honeymoon. First they talk about it. It is terrible, two days into their honeymoon, he had started his first accounting job out of college, wanted to be an independent Certified Public Accountant with his own business. She had joined a dental practice but planned to be a dentist part time when they were to have children. Not only young, but with such promising glorious lives ahead of them. Dead. We feel sad.

Then you look at the TV. They are showing smiling wedding photos, GREAT looking young lady and her handsome man… she is the dream bride, he is the dream groom… and on top of the sad heart you already have…. What???

Oooooooooo and she was sooooo pretty…and he was sooooooo handsome…. You utter… oooo this is a tragedy…. The next day you tell your friend…. Oooo Betty, did you see that story about that young couple in Connecticut??? Wasn’t she so pretty? That was a TRAGEDY.

There is no point here but to point out… the next time you see a victim of a tragedy… think about that extra whimper. You give that 5 percent, or 10 percent extra whimper for the cute child, the pretty missing young lady, the handsome man. We can’t change that, but we can admit it…can’t we???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Being LAIDOFF is GREAT!!! Join Dave in Celebrating!

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Dave’s Laidoff Life of Luxury

Dave provided two stories and topics previously. Dave is getting a divorce of a marriage of 30 years and getting laid off from a job of 32 years. Pretty ROUGH huh?

So Judge Wyld gave him a couple of women from the Wyld black book. He had a blast with them…. For however long he needed to. So he is back in that dating spin again. Good.

Also talked about Dave getting laidoff and how good people are getting laidoff in this economy now.

But here we go… I had been awfully productive and took some time on Friday afternoon to push productivity aside… I called Dave to see how he was doing. I mentioned I was kicking back part of Friday…. On his voice mail.

He calls back and leaves a message about how GREAT it is being laidoff. It’s a long vacation; it’s looking out over the lake from his luxury apartment; it’s getting up in the middle of the night to enjoy a lightning show from a thunderstorm; it’s getting paid a half a year’s regular pay as severance and drawing unemployment; it’s not worrying because he has job offers already; it’s getting the passcodes from a university to go mess around in their laboratories and increasing his skills when he feels like it. Life is GREAT…

Way to go Dave…. Chicks and freedom and money and self esteem…. Dave is HIGH on life right now. If he hadn’t been laidoff of his job… if he were doing the daily grind of a job that he had for 32 years… he’d be having a tough summer… But for now… FOR NOW… being laid off is GREAT!!!! I’m HAPPY for DAVE!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Pianos, Good Old People, Crashing a 60th Wedding Annivesary Party to find Good Women

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PIANO WEDDING
Judge Wyld found a piano… Mind you… I wasn’t taking a long time to search. I was really hoping one would fall into my lap. Pun intended. So a quick search of craigs list and and voila!!! Several to choose from.

I asked my piano teacher… any advice?? She said, “Don’t get a Spinet.” Evidently there are spinets, consoles, and some other kind. Don’t get a Spinet.
So yes. I am getting a spinet. She also says, don’t call the notes: dots, the clefs; lines, the keys; buttons; and the other things that I call squigglies. So although I deserve it, she refuses to hit me and I insist that she not put little kiddie stickers on my lesson book when I pass the test on each lesson.

I saw these piano advertisements which caused me to be both dubious AND hopeful…and select two: a console one that is 50 miles away and one that is across town. The expensive one is an ‘as is’ come and get it.

The other one was a spinet (cheaper) and would be delivered and tuned. I went to look at the spinet and bought it. The seller was a very old retired pastor and his wife. He gets the pianos from various sources (his grown daughter plays piano and is married to a pastor), He fixes the pianos and has a fix up checklist of 25 items including cleaning the inside and outside of the piano.

His wife played a fancy tune using all of her thin little fingers and then worked on figuring out the tax on the sale. The old man enjoyed hearing what I was going to do with the piano. (learn to play so I can play at a nursing home.) He handed me an invitation to their 60th Wedding Anniversary party.

Should I go to the 60th Wedding Anniversary party? I’m single… where do you go to meet good women?… there is no good place to meet a good woman so any opportunity could hold promise of a a great man like be to cross paths with a good lady.
So I might go to a stranger’s 60th Wedding Anniversary party. Think about it. 4 generations of female possibilities… ok… only three… those in their 80s are off my list.

The piano was delivered on Thursday… The Party is not until next Saturday.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DEMAND GOD CHANGE THINGS with YOUR SECULAR PRAYER

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PRAYER Real and Imagined

National Day of Prayer - Did it matter… did GOD hear it and say… OOPS. All of you are right… so glad you brought it to my attention. How could I, GOD, BE so STUPID. How did I MISS THAT. Whatever you wanted, Did you pray for it as if GOD messed up?

How often does GOD mess up? He created an imperfect universe? Why? Why did he leave it up to YOU to find the flaws and tell him about it? Why doesn’t he fix it without YOU TELLING HIM TO?? Are you perfect and God isn’t??? YOU KNOW BETTER??

So prayer… since it doesn’t have any purpose in changing God’s plans… Remember, we are supposed to follow GOD’s plan. So why are you praying with a different plan. Like WOW, you are amazing to come up with a plan better than Gods and tell him about it!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

So the more people who pray for a sick person really has God paying attention… jeepers, I guess they are serious. More serious than that one person praying for THEIR DYING AUNT….. that’s only one person. Ignore her… LOOK over here 30 people praying for that cat to live through cancer. Better do something for them.

So clearly, prayer is worthless in getting God to do something. You selfish selfcentered arrogant pushy Christian.

So you good ones… you pray for strength to get through something. Well that is a good thing. But didn’t God already make you who you are? Did he not already give you strength? Has God not already been there for you for strength the ENTIRE TIME??? So quit thinking that you are praying for something. You aren’t. You are just rambling and showing that you don’t know that you already have God’s power.

So now what…. Prayer is just a chat with God telling God how great he is. It isn’t demanding. It doesn’t put him down. I doesn’t diminish the great gift of strength that he already provide to you. It’s just a good ole thank you.

So since prayer does not get God to change things… What does it do???
It allows YOU to ignore your responsibility.


GIVE IT TO GOD… GIVE YOUR PROBLEMS TO GOD. Wait on GOD. GOD will show you the way. GOD will give you financial help. You sit on your hands. You can’t do anything. ONLY NEED TO GIVE IT OVER TO GOD. Did God ever like a lazy person? Did Jesus ever reward stupid LAZY people? Yes. The prodigal son. So we have MILLIONS of prodigal sons out there. LAZY RECKLESS WORTHLESS people waiting on God to Reward them. GIVE IT TO GOD. Don’t use your talents.

Talons… remember. You have talons. You aren’t supposed to wait. You are supposed to risk them, invest them, put them to work, to grow the benefits and value of the talents. NOT SIT ON IT. NOT BURY IT. Not wait on God to come back and show him nothing more than he gave you.

So why pray. Psychological… purely, non-spiritual, mind games with yourself.
Do you know that someone who decides to commit suicide becomes in a GREAT mood after they decide to commit suicide???? WHY??? Because they aren’t confused anymore. They have a plan. Psychologically they are not in chaos anymore. They have a plan. Did God ease their mind by giving them the gift of a plan of suicide? NO.

So prayer… You have a plan. Give it to God. DONE. God isn’t going to do anything. That isn’t how prayer works…. But you FEEL better. You are in denial and you made a plan to give it to GOD. And you did it by pretending that you PRAYED about it.

You pray about a safe trip. A safe time in playing an aggressive sport. Or even to WIN the game. Purely psychological. Freeing up your worry.

Prayer is just psychologically benefiting from talking it out with someone. Someone is God. God is your buddy. You chat about it and feel better. That’s it.

Prayer is also just psychologically focusing on it… focused on safety??? You will probably drive more attentively. You are thinking safety. Praying for something good in business. You are focusing on your business, thinking about it, working harder, thinking of things that could go wrong. Prayer like this has NOTHING to do with GOD.

So let’s quite playing around. Take God seriously. HIS WORD. THE BIBLE has your answers. No new answers are being invented. GOD is PERFECT. HE KNEW WHAT HE DID WHEN HE made YOUR FREE WILL and the consequences for your choices. He made those principles of actions and consequences interrelated with other people’s free will and consequences. PERFECTLY. He already knew you before you were born and gave you EVERYTHING. Talents, the bible, and all he wants is a little THANK YOU Now and then through something called prayer.

That other lousy stuff you do that you call prayer, is psychological mind games. Secular. Not Spiritual.

You scream that you don’t want to water down the term marriage… I agree with you.

So why do you water down the word church with crazy fun church versus quiet reverent thoughtful spiritual church.

AND you water down prayer by putting down God and demanding he change things in his perfect world to suit your imperfect perspective.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

BAD MOTHERS DO NOT DESERVE MOTHERS' DAY!!!

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Bad Mothers Don’t Deserve Mothers Day
Not all mothers are good mothers. People try to defend their bad parenting by saying others without kids should not comment about child raising. Let’s just say that everyone can point out a zillion parents who have kids and should NOT.

Problem is…you are all point at OTHER parents saying THEY should not be parents. WHAT about YOU. There is a BIG chance that YOU don’t deserve celebration of Mothers day. Did you pay for your kid’s car or insurance? Do they order desert or sodas at restaurants? Are you paying for their college? Are you buying them PROM THINGS?

You clearly don’t know how to raise a kid. But just so you can pretend you are better than someone else. I’ll tell you this story.

Where does trash that is in the ditches come from. BAD MOTHERS.
Driving along a three lane stretch of road.
Mom in a 1980’s white van with the several vertical windows on the side. Windows open from below… small hand comes out. Tiny fingers show…wave around. Hand and fingers go back inside. Hand and fingers reappear with a small candy wrapper…lets it wave in the breeze, then lets go…

Tiny hand and fingers disappear…. Come back out…with a napkin like from a fast food place… flops around in the breeze… lets go…

Tiny fingers and hand disappear…. Come back out… with a big flattened kid colored package… catches the wind... let’s go….

I’m TICKED… and curious… I drive up along side the back of the van. A little girl. Not strapped in… No seat belt. Maybe 4 years old. Has another item in her hand… starting to put it outside the window. SEES ME!!!! I point and look mean and say DON’T YOU DARE!!!! She can’t hear me…but looks horrified and sad, takes back the item and closes the window. Then vanishes.

I drive faster… up to the front of the van. The mom is on the cell phone. Not hands free. Phone up to her ear. Just looking straight out into space.

BAD MOM… Trash in her VAN. FOOD TOYS ETC IN VAN. Has kid in the VAN where she can’t see her. Doesn’t care what the kid is doing. Can’t reach the kid to stop kid even if she cared. Kid is NOT in Seat belt.

Now doesn’t that story make you other bad parents feel like a good parent?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Do YOU hide MONEY at Work? Your spouse/kids would steal it at HOME?

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

LEAVING MONEY AT WORK
I tend to stash money…cash…not so much coins any more. I used to stash coins everywhere, at a work desk drawer, in the pencil holder…coffee cup used as a pencil holder, in the car, in the ash tray, in the other holders in the cars, in cups at home in the bedroom. You ladies may have coins at the bottom of your purse.

I graduated to dollar bills and then to 5$ bills and then to 10$ bills. I don’t store 20$ bills all around yet. Do many of you hide currency, paper bills, 1, 5, 10…. Maybe a 50 or a 100 for a rainy day??? Have you framed a 50 or 100 dollar bill? Your first fee for teaching piano or designing a website. Is it just a dollar? Why not a 100$ bill. Think big.

Back to the office. Why do you save money at work. Vending machine money? Money for sodas from the machine? Coffee fund money? Friday Donuts money? I mean personally… just your money… that day when you want to go to LUNCH and you are running short? So you hide 8 dollars. And it grows… you added a few dollars, or you forgot that you had a 10 under the ones and now it’s up to 19 dollars. It’s in your desk drawer. Or folded and put under a desk decoration. Under the plants. Under the keyboard. In the big coffee mug you use as a pen and highlighter holder….how about at the mechanics shop…hide it in the toolbox with your emergency pack of cigarettes? Hide the money in your locker?

Do you care if that money vanishes? How long will it take for you to notice? Would you be mad? If the thief needs it more than you then you don’t care. Chances are, you take the risk and yet you will feel violated. If you find the person who takes the money, you will forever not trust them. You will think bad thoughts about them and want them out of your life. No where NEAR YOU.

Why do you hide money at work? Why not at home on your dresser? Because YOU HAVE THIEVES THERE… Worse thieves than at work. You have BAD KIDS. YOU RAISED THEM to STEAL. They think nothing of running all over you and stealing that money. Chances are that you have a more honest cleaning lady or guy at your workplace than the stealing lying thieves in your OWN HOME!!! You hide money at work because you daughter will TAKE the money if you left it at home.

Maybe that’s why they think they can steal from others when they grow up. Why people who earn the money have to pay for everything that they want. Sports stadiums, schools, colleges, welfare, and everything else they don’t want to work to earn. Why are you hiding your money from your own kids and spouse. Why can’t you pick a better spouse? Why can’t you spank your kids? If you are such a GREAT parent. Leave your money at home and teach them not to take it.

You seem to have all of the answers…. You have kids and you know how to raise them because YOU HAVE KIDS then why sneak around hiding money from them.

If marriage is so great with love and respect and trust then why are you hiding money from the thief??

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Workplace Fridge CZAR Throws Away Your Container

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Office Refrigerator

Have to share a workplace refrigerator with others? Do you trust it? Your home refrigerator might be worse..but it’s yours. At work there is a woman or a man who sounds the alarm and takes action when the fridge gets too stinky. Or too full. Old forgotten food….

Btw…. Refridgerator with a D? or Refrigerator? Short? Frige? Or FRIDGE?

What rules do you have at your workplace for the use of the fridge?

All items must be marked with your name and date.

All items must be sealed in a container or ziplock plastic bag.

All lunch bags must be removed by the end of the day.

If you spill, you clean it up.

No large boxes of donuts or other bulk items like large jars of pickles.

No onions.

So the fridge gets too full…and the good person sends out an email…maybe a note on the fridge…

“NEXT WEEK THE BIG FRIDGE IN THE KITCHEN BY THE DOOR WILL BE CLEANED OUT. PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE BY FRIDAY NIGHT. THANK YOU.”

And so ok… and you plan ahead and hope you remember and hope everyone else remembers and you look throughout the week and notice that some items are gone but most are still in there…

So the good person sends out an email or replaces the sign…

“REMINDER. TOMORROW the FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED. PLEASE REMOVE YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE. THANKS.”

You think, ok… I’m sure they are serious about this. I had forgotten about it… I better remember to remove my plastic container of leftover greenbeans and that cardboard Chinese rice holder from the fridge tomorrow. But LOOK AT ALL of those OTHER PEOPLES expensive containers still in there!!!! Oh my!!!

So the next morning… Friday morning. There is another email or the sign is replaced.

“THIS FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED TONIGHT. ALL ITEMS LEFT, WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH.”

So at lunchtime you get a call from a friend and she says…meet me at Bob’s BBQ for lunch. So you go to lunch.

At 3pm that afternoon and email comes out….

“I’M ON MY WAY TO THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW.”

Heheheheheheohohohohohohohohooo… you were in a meeting. You were busy. You didn’t see the email…. Your greenbeans and the container and the cardboard rice have been thrown away by 3:15pm……

The angel who warned everyone has done their duty… Your rice is gone, your greenbeans are gone and your plastic container is gone.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Air Force One New York City Dysfunctional New Yorkers Mayor Bloomberg Fault

From May 2, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Air Force One Went Flying in New York
Why is there still an issue with that? You think there are still terrorists out there? Does it matter which terrorists are flying the next plane? Should we stop all terrorists? Was 9/11 a wake up that we should go after all terrorists and not just the ones who did the first attack but ALL TERRORISTS who would do a FUTURE ATTACK???

So when OUR PLANE, Air Force One flies over New York, no one cared which terrorists could be on board. All of those people running around scared didn’t care which ones were flying the plane. SO WHY DO YOU CARE THAT GEORGE BUSH WENT AFTER TERRORISTS and TERRORIST SUPPORTERS IN IRAQ????

Another point. A photo of the United States flying oval office near the Statue of Liberty is not a bad idea. The photo was not taken for political points. OBAMA had nothing to gain from that photo. The democrats had nothing to gain from the photo.

WE, the United States Citizens are PROUD of the Airplane and the COUNTRY for WHICH IT FLIES. Other countries are in AWE of that plane either in a good way, or a scared way, or want to spit on it or throw shoes at it. THAT AIRPLANE IS US… YOU AND ME…. USA.

You take photos of a newborn, a first birthday and every stinking thing that a baby does in the first few years. You SPEND RIDICULOUS amounts of money on annual School PHOTOS of your idiotic freaked out long haired hippy kid. Do you want to see mine? Look for the mothers day video at youtube.com/judgewyld.

How much do you spend on taking photos at weddings? How much do we spend on having ribbon cutting ceremonies? Our Houses? Our cars… we take our car to the park and wash it and wax it and on a sunny day take many photos.
Do you think that OUR AIRPLANE should not have up to date photos? REAL PHOTOS? Why go to Disney World? Why travel anywhere? According to Greta Van Susteran it costs you only 5$ to FAKE a photo of you being there!!!! Why pay to have a photo taken with a celebrity… just FAKE A PHOTO of you with the celebrity.

How dumb the MEDIA is about this. They called it a STUNT. The stunt is Keith OBGYN Olbermann and that stunt clown Nancy Grace. Air Force One wasn’t a stunt. No one was walking on the wing of the plane, it wasn’t doing loops in the sky. A regular patriotic pilot was flying the plane for photos. There was no PRANK here. These were not frat boys or evil high school chicks and a fly over is an awesome thing and an honor. There are NO 100% warnings to a community when an airshow comes to town. Sorry New York but the world does NOT revolve around New York or care what you think about everything even though the media and your mayor tries to keep you thinking that.

The expense. Why not take a photo of the FAKE Geraldo Riveria, and make a FAKE photo of him at the scene of a FAKE STORY, since they have spent a zillion dollars trying to rehabilitate and prop him up for many years. How many expensive photos do you take at White House easter egg hunts and Christmas dinners? Don’t be so stupid. You may FAKE a lot of your PHOTOS to show the American People. Just look at Nancy Pelosi for goodness sakes. But don’t expect the Airforce to FAKE a photo of Air Force One with the Statue of Liberty. Hey media… if you think that I don’t know about Air Force One being a call sign, duh… I know more about that plane than your 1000 hours of flying in the comfy chair in back has given you and yes I have the m&m’s and matchbooks. You never seem to write an accurate article about that/those plane(s).

We have PROUD Air Force One mechanics who dedicate their heart to keeping those planes in perfect working condition, the plane is much more beautiful on the outside than on the inside. Our Air Force mechanics LOVE Working on that plane. The guards LOVE guarding that plane. They want that plane to fly. They want that plane to go on missions and come home. They make sure the avionics and radios and flight controls are all in perfect working order. They test the plane to make sure all is good on that plane.

They want to touch it and care for it and be proud of it flying ABOVE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!!! They want new photos of the plane like you want photos of your kids wherever they go. They DON’T want FAKE photos. They are PROUD like you should be proud.

The Air Force owns that Airplane for US the citizens of the United States. The US PRESIDENT charters that airplane. It isn’t his private plane. He doesn’t fly on it alone. Many people go with him. He doesn’t drive the plane. He charters it from US. From our Air Force uniformed men and women who take care of it for US. They make decisions on taking care of the airplane without OBAMA. If the owners of the airplane want a photo, they take the airplane to where they want to take the photo and get the job done. It does not take OBAMA to approve it. And OBAMA should shut up and not be mad about it. He doesn’t own it. He charters it. We give him permission to charter it.

Now this business about running scared in the streets in New York. What’s up with that Mayor??? Why be mad? How did you let your people be so scared? Number one, don’t you educate them on how safe the air above New York City is? Haven’t you educated your population? Why is it someone else’s fault?

Here is the deal. If your residents of your city are so scared. If you KNEW that they would freak out. If you were such a caring mayor and for that matter if OBAMA was such a sensitive person, why haven’t you been talking about this for the last 4 years?

What have you done to heal your people in 7 years. BUSH and the Mayor should have been flying airplanes over New York City for the past 4 years. EVERYDAY. It’s called Desensitizing. When people have a bad experience which causes an irrational fear of an ordinary occurrence then you expose them to the ordinary harmless experience so they become desensitized to it. Fly airplanes over New York City everyday. No expense is too much to heal the people of New York.

Have you banned movies with knife murders or gun murders because it would traumatize people? Why ban airplanes over New York City? Seriously.

People who have had a bad experience go get help. They get counseling. Why didn’t you start up a channel on tv that has 24/7 counseling for New Yorkers?

Take names of all of those people who were panicked and running around the streets and get them help!!! CARE ABOUT THEM. TAKE CARE OF THEM!

These people are Dysfunctional!! Yes. It’s an acute dysfunction. PTSD
POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. It’s treatable. Just like families of car wreck victims, of train wreck victims, miscarriages, murders, and divorce. We see the dysfunction and we get them help. Those people who were running in the streets are a few of US… they were literally identifying themselves as people who still need help!!!
We don’t expect them to do it on their own.

We expected a war on terror to be over and us to be done with a war in 7 years but we clearly have left people without help. We need to get them over the fear and not tip toe around their fears by being mad at our PROUD men and women who fly Air Force One.

The people of New York City were screaming for help. Get them HELP. OBAMA, stop pretending to be outraged over a simple airplane flight taken for YOUR COUNTRY. See that your people in NEW YORK are hurting and NEED HELP to be functional again when they hear an airplane overhead.

I didn’t take the low road by calling the New Yorkers names. I took the high road and am pleading to get them help.

Very Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ELIMINATE BAILOUTS, TAKE NAMES, AND TAX 100% TO BE PAID BACK; CHILDSUPPORT, CHILD TAX DEDUCTIONS, AND WELFARE EXCESS

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Scrutinize BAILOUTS and get PAID BACK

I can’t believe the abuse of the bailouts. The government feels that certain entities are IMPORTANT to the well being of the United States and won’t let them fail. So what does the government do? Give them OUR MONEY. They didn’t show that they deserved it. They operated under bad practices.

They didn’t spend money to turn things around but instead spent the money on BIG vacations and retreats, Big incentives and rewards for themselves. In effect, they spent their own money foolishly and when the Government gave them money to stay afloat, they spent THAT MONEY FOOLISHLY.

It’s time for the Government to Get lists of names of these people who squandered the money on themselves. It’s time for the Government to get detailed lists of what the money was spent on and ask for PROOF that the money was spent for how it was intended.

And it’s time for the Government to force there to be a PLAN for paying back EVERY LAST DIME that was provided by the Government.

ALL BAILOUTS MUST BE REPAID NOW.

All parents who have taken a tax writeoff for their children MUST account for every penny and name names of who received that money. If they cannot, then they must PAY IT BACK to the government. Provide that information, or pay back the money, or go to jail!!!

All welfare recipients MUST show how the money was spent and it better not be for ice cream. PAY BACK every dime of steak or ice cream or soda pop money that was spent. Provide the information by midnight tonight or pay back the money or go to jail!!!!

All child support MUST BE accounted for and we want to know who received the money and what they spent it on and IT MUST NOT BE for a nice car. It must NOT BE FOR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES or excessive food. We want NAMES and RECEIPTS and proof that it didn’t free up other money to be spent on non essentials.

There is a limit on what you can reward yourself from the BAILOUT MONEY you received as child support. Provide the Information by happyhour tonight or pay back the money or GO TO JAIL!!!

So ok… judge has had house mortgage bailout. I’m willing… I’m willing if you are… You want to call my bluff??? I’ll be HAPPY to give up my bailout if you give up YOURS.

When YOUR bailout is repaid. My taxes will be soooooo low that it will more than make up for the home mortgage bailout. I will be very glad to participate in the BAILOUT PAY BACK WITH YOU. When all BAILOUTS ARE ENDED, if I get a penny of free money from the Government I’ll give it back or tell you how I’ve not spent on a non-essential item from any income source of mine.

Until then, I’ll keep MY money other than a 15 percent income tax and be done with it. No bailouts will lead to no excessive taxes.

It’s clear, the Government wants YOU to be all mad about Bailouts and handouts that are poorly spent. The politicians are asking YOU TO BE TICKED about bailouts.

Even private citizens are banding together to market to you a HATRED of people who buy things they don’t need, rake in money that they didn’t earn, live better than what they have produced in life and deserve.

Yes…there should be HATRED all right…. You should HATE YOURSELF. You should be ASHAMED at your behavior. You should be screaming at the government to STOP BAILOUTS. STOP ALL BAILOUTS.

Take care of only those who truly need it. Only those who eat rice and beans and butter and bread each evening deserve our support to maintain them til they can get on their feet. Only those sick in the head should be provided shelter and food and our compassion.

NOT you IDIOTS who want 1500 dollars a month in child support and going to Disney land with it or buying the latest soccer mom van. Buy a small sedan. They worked fine 40 years ago.

Not you spoiled brat middle classers skimming off thousands of dollars of government money EACH YEAR for your 4 kids so you can by a boat and new skis and go snow skiing (may you hit your head I hope) and all go out several times a week to eat your choice of appetizer, steaks and lobster, deserts, microbrewery beer. Yeah…that sound like the rich people?

How about you with the thousands of dollars in kid money from the government going to the NASCAR races and the expensive Dale Earnhardt Jr gear. Tshirts, stickers for your car, beer, cigarettes, souvenir model car of every paint scheme, and your elvis collectors plates and hummal figurines, thimbles and tiny spoons. You stop by the corner gas station a zillion times a day for soda for you and your kids. You have every item imaginable with your NFL team on it. Jeepers…

YOU ARE not the people needing a BAILOUT. I want you NAME and lists on who in your family and friends received that money. I want all of you to PAY IT BACK… I want a HUNDRED PERCENT TAX on excessive child support, misspent welfare money, and KID TAX DEDUCTIONS.

BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR GO TO JAIL!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

MONEY SAVING IDEA: DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Money Saving Idea. Don’t go to the grocery store.


It makes perfect sense to me. I you don’t want to get your hand burned, don’t put your hand on a hot stove… If you are afraid of big spiders, don’t hold a tarantula. Duh… Don’t do it…

You think you need a gallon of milk…. Don’t go to the store. Eat the cereal dry.
You think you need to run to the store to get orange juice. Don’t go. Drink water.
Seriously. If you think you need bread for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, get a soft tortilla out and use THAT.


Someone taught you that you must be civil about everything? You must have greenbeans with your entrée… you must have bread and butter or a dinner roll with your dinner? So you are out of an item that you were brainwashed to think you NEED.


What do you do? You go to the store.
And you buy, batteries, and bread, and milk, and orange juice, and squeezable hot chocolate, and poptarts, and specialty jams, and popsicles, and cinamin rolls, and donuts, and honey, and boxes of cereal and fruit rollups, and stupid stinking retarded development ditzy magazine. And THAT includes the CAR magazine guys!!!
ALL YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR WAS DINNER ROLLS!!!


DON’T GO TO THE STORE AND YOU WONT SPEND THE MONEY.


You know… we seem to catch on when it’s the mall… don’t go to the mall because you can’t resist buying that outfit draped over the thin mannequin. Don’t go Don’t go…. So smart to not go…Don’t go to that lawn and garden store… DO NOT.


If you don’t go to the beer store when your last beer was drank last night. Then you are OK according to others. It’s no big deal. If you rush to the store to get a beer, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC RIGHT?? You have A PROBLEM. Just don’t go and buy beer for several days and no problem.


But have a chick miss out on her ICE CREAM with cake or pie and you find out just how out of control she is to rush to the store. Especially if it’s for who???? The KIDS WHO ARE WHINING!!!!! Heaven forbid you TAKE THE KID WITH YOU when you go buy that ice cream…. Jeepers… now we are buying sugar SPRINKLES…


Just don’t go to the store. Just don’t go. See what you have. Eat lettuce now and then without salad dressings…. See what else you can dip it in… why not chip dip, or hummus, or leftover sweet and sour sauce from your fast food meal.


Don’t tell me that times are tough. Your lifestyle is tough to live up to. You waste your life trying to have every little item be ‘just so’ and waste your money making it happen. Crisis… Crisis… Crisis… and it was all Just YOU. The world is not near as tough as you think it is. You have much more energy and money to spend on good things to do for others than you think you do. You waste it on dumb mind games with yourself.

RICH WALMART POOR WALMART PICK THE POOR WALMART AND ENJOY

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Poor Walmart Rich Walmart
I really enjoy going to the poor Walmart in town. When you call a friend and they pick up their cell phone, they say hey…great to hear you… you say great to hear you too!! What’s that noise in the background? Did I call at a bad time? Should I let you go?


They say, “ oh no…it’s fine…. I’m just at Walmart picking up a few things.” Wanting to get a picture of where they are at I might ask…. Are you at the poor walmart or the rich walmart??? If it’s Mary, she will say, at the poor walmart.

In a medium sized town there are several Walmarts. The newer built areas of town are often nice big homes with people with nice big salaries. When a walmart is built near their home, they will shop there after they are done protesting having such a store in their neighborhood…they DO shop there.

Walmart will try to make the building prettier and have nice landscaping. They will have the coffee shop and the plant and flower shop be upscale. They will have the good meats and fresh vegetables. That is the rich Walmart. Clean, good environment, classier foods, and maybe even a nice wine shop near by.

The poor Walmart has been there for awhile… they are not building a new walmart in a poor part of town. They will not have all of the higher priced selections for the poor walmart. The parking lot will not be cleaned up as nicely. Clearly rich people are rude at their walmart and toss trash on the ground. But the rich walmart will be cleaned quickly.


Who works at the poor Walmart. People will walk from their homes to the walmart to work. They will apply for jobs in their neighborhood walmart. The workers are the poor people and even though they are good workers and pleasant and fun with the customers, let’s face it….they are working at the poor walmart. That walmart job might even be the highest paid wage going in their household.


Who works at the rich walmart. People who are not the breadwinner for their family. Rich kids who were told they had to have a job and the mall jobs were taken. Are they the best workers? Maybe not.

They might be the snobby self-centered kid who was told to have the job. Her blond hair is still paid for by her parents, her nice clothes are still bought by her parents, his sporty shiny car is still paid for by his parents. Of course, the insurance is paid by the parents.


They are the most likely NOT to be pleasant or try to relate to a chatty smiling customer. They will not look for and offer help to a customer. They may ask if you need help, but it is clear that it is just a begrudgingly offered line forced out to comply with the supervisors orders. Not a warm genuine people to people offer.


When in the Rich Walmart, I will take their no hearted offer of assistance and yelp, YES, you CAN. And I will make them help me find and choose between items. Of course I didn’t need the spoiled nitwits help. I will make them stop leaning against a rack and walk with me and give them the illusion that they are helping me.

What other Poor versus Rich stores are there? Movie theatres? grocery stores? Liquor stores. How about the old mall versus the new mall??? How about RICH CHURCH versus Poor people Church.

Is it a matter of safety? What about that. If you thought you would be safe at the poor walmart would you go? Why not? Do you not want to meet pleasant poor people?


Look… you Rich people spend your neighborhood time with Rich people. You spend your holidays with mostly Rich people, your vacations are with Rich people, your church is with Rich people, Your work is with Rich people and those people who clean up after you Rich people.


How about spending time going to the poor walmart or the poor mall now and then. The poor liquor store might even have a beer or booze you haven’t tried yet.


I am sure you fear going to the poor ATM to withdraw cash even though the thieves would more likely want to rob you at the Rich ATM cash machine… duh.. more money, and your wallet, and your jewelry and a joy ride in your Rich car.


But go sincerely to the safe poor walmart. Go enjoy yourself. There might be some neat things on the clearance shelves. There might even be some wonderful people to chat with. They are helpful and kind and won’t even make you feel uncomfortable although you are the freakish Rich people with dumb looking purses. They’ll not draw attention to the odd way you look and the odd things you say and do. They might just accept you for who you are.


Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD