MONEY SAVING IDEA: DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Money Saving Idea. Don’t go to the grocery store.


It makes perfect sense to me. I you don’t want to get your hand burned, don’t put your hand on a hot stove… If you are afraid of big spiders, don’t hold a tarantula. Duh… Don’t do it…

You think you need a gallon of milk…. Don’t go to the store. Eat the cereal dry.
You think you need to run to the store to get orange juice. Don’t go. Drink water.
Seriously. If you think you need bread for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, get a soft tortilla out and use THAT.


Someone taught you that you must be civil about everything? You must have greenbeans with your entrée… you must have bread and butter or a dinner roll with your dinner? So you are out of an item that you were brainwashed to think you NEED.


What do you do? You go to the store.
And you buy, batteries, and bread, and milk, and orange juice, and squeezable hot chocolate, and poptarts, and specialty jams, and popsicles, and cinamin rolls, and donuts, and honey, and boxes of cereal and fruit rollups, and stupid stinking retarded development ditzy magazine. And THAT includes the CAR magazine guys!!!
ALL YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR WAS DINNER ROLLS!!!


DON’T GO TO THE STORE AND YOU WONT SPEND THE MONEY.


You know… we seem to catch on when it’s the mall… don’t go to the mall because you can’t resist buying that outfit draped over the thin mannequin. Don’t go Don’t go…. So smart to not go…Don’t go to that lawn and garden store… DO NOT.


If you don’t go to the beer store when your last beer was drank last night. Then you are OK according to others. It’s no big deal. If you rush to the store to get a beer, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC RIGHT?? You have A PROBLEM. Just don’t go and buy beer for several days and no problem.


But have a chick miss out on her ICE CREAM with cake or pie and you find out just how out of control she is to rush to the store. Especially if it’s for who???? The KIDS WHO ARE WHINING!!!!! Heaven forbid you TAKE THE KID WITH YOU when you go buy that ice cream…. Jeepers… now we are buying sugar SPRINKLES…


Just don’t go to the store. Just don’t go. See what you have. Eat lettuce now and then without salad dressings…. See what else you can dip it in… why not chip dip, or hummus, or leftover sweet and sour sauce from your fast food meal.


Don’t tell me that times are tough. Your lifestyle is tough to live up to. You waste your life trying to have every little item be ‘just so’ and waste your money making it happen. Crisis… Crisis… Crisis… and it was all Just YOU. The world is not near as tough as you think it is. You have much more energy and money to spend on good things to do for others than you think you do. You waste it on dumb mind games with yourself.