Friday, March 6, 2009

SMARTER CALENDAR FOR DUMB PEOPLE LIKE ME

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

MODERNIZE THE CALENDAR Less mistakes, more productivity, 13 Months


February, March…days are the same… If the 7th of the month was on Tuesday then it’s on a Tuesday this month. 7th was a Saturday… easy too… 7, 14, 21, 28…. Bingo.. you remembered it last month…you can remember it this month….. why not continue it…
how about April!!!


I LIKE THAT… just like the metric system…. When I was in 2nd grade…. that 30 year old teacher told me… and told the ENTIRE CLASS… the USA system of measuring things is going to be GONE and we must all know metric…


AFTERALL METRIC IS EASIER…. And the temperature was going to be easier… 0 degrees is FREEZING… not that awkward 32 degrees…. We’ve FAILED…


We have had the internet since then,
we have niftier looking cars,
we have phones that are tiny and we carry them around with us,
we even took tv’s that worked without cables, just a plug in cord for anyplace in your house to a CABLE to tie it to one wall in your house. ….


Big changes…. But do we have the METRIC system???


She said we were headed to a record breaking 400 BILLION dollar USA debt…. And could go up to a TRILLION…. She was right about that.


So let’s switch to the metric system cold turkey…no more miles on things. No more two temperatures flashing on the banks… We can HANDLE IT… companies can handle it.


The calendar…. Let’s change it to 28 days every months. 28 times 13 months is 364 let there be leap years and add a day in…..or two… or a day and 20 seconds… I don’t care. The benefit is for US….the dumb masses to enjoy keeping it simple. Let the scientists figureout how it affects their calculations for the stars and galaxies… They are so smart… let them deal with the conversions…..


Hey, I only have 30 years left to live… and some of those years are going to be tough already… I want the metric system, I want a TV that I can put anywhere in the room or in the yard, and I WANT the 7th of EVERY MONTH TO BE A SATURDAY!!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

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