Thursday, February 26, 2009


From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Days to drive for no reason.

Gas prices are down… do you go for joy rides again? I did… took off after a meeting…headed out of town… didn’t have the hunting vehicle, didn’t have the truck that tows the race car trailer…had the Sunday go to meeting luxury sedan… headed out of town…

On the edge of town, there was a VERY elderly couple who were getting out of their 1970’s car… it was parked along the ditch… they stepped out of the car, him from the driver side… her from the the passenger side… not walking well…crumpled up plastic bags…walmart, grocery store bags….. they were going to walk along the ditch and pickup the bottles and other trash that people threw out along that road. I WANTED TO STOP AND HELP… I WANTED TO WALK FOR AN HOUR ALONG THE DITCH AND PICK UP TRASH….I WANTED TO BE BESIDE THEM…. It was a beautiful day… I didn’t do it… but some day… I WILL… I KNOW I WILL.

Kept driving… even ran up on dirt roads, became lost… and was tickled about it… found small towns… drove slowly… mainstreet small towns… here is the the challenge…. Go for drives… buy from stores that are no wider than 30 feet across… enjoy the people… have a relaxing time. Eat at the franchise fast food place too…. Why not… the people need it to stay in business… if the franchise fast food place doesn’t have enough business, it will leave… help out the locals…


From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Why are rice and beans a side dish in a combo plate…

they are not a desired side dish to an enchilada… not a side dish to a burrito… they are dirt… nothing… as a matter of fact… they are cheaper than dirt. If you go buy a small bag of play sand for your childs sandbox…. It is more expensive than rice or beans… Rice and Beans are cheaper than dirt. I don’t want it on my plate, bring me something good… like a side of nacho chips with cheese… THAT is a side dish…. What kind of cheese is it, if I have the cheese and you don’t??? NOT CHO Cheese…. NACHO CHEESE….. get it..cuz it’s not your cheese…not cho cheese!!

Do you keep extra plastic forks and spoons in your car? Drive through Mexican food…tostado..taco…YOU NEED A FORK!!! They forget to give you one… Often they forget to give me plastic utensils in the bag that they hand out the drive thru window.... Have extra in your car just like you have those extra napkins…

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Belly Button Lint is back…

three weeks ago it came back…For two months after gall bladder surgery the lint was gone…. But it wasn’t a lasting cure. It’s back. Same color, bluish gray… is there a special belly button TOOL??? Like a cotton swab… but a cotton swab would add more lint …..

Taxes not in lump sum check…
No psychological boost to economy if it’s given to you in tiny pieces… 13 dollars a pay check? Or a big 400 dollar check!!! It’s not a payroll tax change… its not fica, or medicare confiscating that they are giving back… they are just giving you 400 dollars in tiny little bits …. That is an income tax break… not a payroll tax break…. We really wanted 2000 dollar lump sum check …. Instead of the gov’t taking it from us and giving it to someone else… makes NO DIFFERENCE to economy…what YOU DO is what makes the economy run… you borrow, you spend, you save, you decide what to do with it and it make EVERYONE a SLAVE… the Govt OWNS YOU because they OWN YOUR MONEY….

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Moving is easier for Married Couples than it is for a Single person.

Single has created a life in a community. Has bonds within community organizations, within workplaces, within churches. If a single person sits in their apartment, house, living room, you say for them to get out… make some friends, join a church, get involved in the community. You want them to build relationships in the community. Without those relationships, they have nothing.

Married people spend a lot of time with each other. They may develop relationships outside as well. Their major relationship is their wife and their young children. Their hugs and kisses and smiles and encouragement come from their spouse and kids. The good times are shared with deep and lasting memories. Their bad times are shared with understanding and caring. United they stand. In good times and in bad. Their spiritual and physiological well being is supported by being codependent… it’s a good thing.

Singles incomes… ONE.
Married couple income… TWO if they lose both then they are no worse off than the single person. We need to help a single person MORE since they don’t have someone else to send to work. Is it a better chance that ONE of the couple will find work? Or if you have TWO chances of someone in the household finding work?

Singles have 24 hours in a day. They work 10 to 12 hours a day. Then need to find the time to keep their house going, to sleep, to prepare meals and eat, to do laundry, to exercise the dog to pet the cat, clean up after them, to mow the yard, to trim the trees, to clean the floors/vacuum, grocery shopping, meet repair people, etc. Singles have only 24 hours a day to run a household. Ask any single mom if it makes a difference that a household falls on just their shoulders? Housework exists if you have a house or apartment. They have to keep up with their siblings, mom, dad, friends, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, neighbors, friends, etc.

Married people have 48 hours a day. Flexibility, Honey will you pick up some groceries? Will YOU meet the cable tv guy today? Will you vacuum, will you take the dog to the vet? Will you go buy the grass seed for the yard? Will you move the laundry over from the clothes washer to the dryer? 48 hours in a day to decide how to use to run a household. Take the trash out.

So when it comes to moving… does a single get 48 hours a day??? Really?? Maybe the government should pay the full cost for a paid helper to make up the difference!!!!
Who makes the calls to cut off the cable and utilities, who meets the realtor to sell your home, who makes the repairs, who looks for the new house, who packs the boxes, who meets the movers, who unpacks the boxes… I have a full home just like any household. Who finds the haircutters,

2 people have twice the chance to meet more neighbors, more church members, more organizations in town, more workplace people.
And if you have kids, they make it even easier for you to integrate into a new community. Your family has 5 people who are dispersing, spidering out in to the community to quickly integrate and make friends, etc… ON TOP OF THE BUILT IN SUPPORT from spouse and kids…. Good times…
Where do we grocery shop? Where do we get haircuts? Where do we go to the park? Where do we take the dog to the vet? Where do we get trash service? Where do we take our dry cleaning? Which church should we go to?

The single person can only be in ONE place at a time. The cordial welcome to the neighborhood lasts only three weeks. And you can only do one thing at a time.


Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

The reach of the computer.

How far out it can reach to affect someone’s day.
Back in the old days, you only saw who you saw and you only called a few friends. You saw people at the store, at work, in the neighborhood and at church and that was about it. You either made people happy or made them mad…. But it was just a few people.

But now you can tick off and ruin someone’s day who lives across the country. You work with people by computer and maybe never ever even talk to them on the phone. You belong to groups through professional organizations, or maybe by buying from them. You might ‘meet’ people socially online with an interest group or even dating. You email greetings and email thoughts on professional or personal things. YOU CAN RUIN THEIR DAY!!! You can call them bad names. You can point out things about them that are BAD about them and they will be MAD!!! People you never met, will CRY, and be TORN apart. Will have a SLEEPLESS NIGHT for several nights… will not be able to concentrate to go to work… use sick day at work.

But is that all …. NO .. that is not all. This week, if you are sincere, if you KNOW what you are doing, you can cheer someone up. I am not talking about a dumb little inane NON FOCUSED ‘have a good day’….. but real pointed counsel and advice. This week a person across the country took a professional test and passed… like a CPA certified public accountant, like passing an attorney’s bar exam… this professional test was IMPORTANT…. They passed it… so the email went out across the USA to people in that profession… YIIIIIPPIEEEE Karen had passed the test!!! But wait…. Hundreds of people didn’t know that Karen had FAILED the test last year… but the email said that it was Karen’s second attempt. So all of these people of that profession who received the email were told that she had failed the first time. Even though she had passed this year, she was NOT PLEASED that everyone now knew that she didn’t pass last year.

So I sent an email back. Stating how much of an inspiration she is to others who may take the test lightly. May not study as hard as they should. Will now study hard and many people will pass this year because of knowing that it is a hard test.
That others may fail the test and will give up. But her situation will show them that they can study some more and pass. Do not give up.

And personally, people won’t know that she didn’t want it to be known that she failed the first time. They will see her as secure and strong enough to share her experience.

A detailed email, specific and true from another point of view, CHEERED KAREN UP. TREMENDOUSLY. Never met me.

We have the capability with technology, to be neutral, and that is fine, To be direct and helpful which may change lives or just make them mad, and to add a true, sincere, detailed encouragement.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

People who ask questions:

Did you ever have people ask questions about something that you have read?

You read an article in the paper. A long article. If you mention that you read the article, someone will ask you to repeat the article. They will ask a zillion questions about the information from the article.

DO YOU MEMORIZE things you read? Does your brain have instant recall of ALL that you read? Don’t do it…to others.

don’t act as if someone must recall all of the details of something they have read.
WELL, YOU READ IT… why don’t you KNOW???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

President’s day is NOT a HOLIDAY.

It can come and go and just a few people notice. Clearly schools don’t need to be let off of work. We should have the State of the Union be presidents day and not let government people off of work that day… or how about Inauguration Day every four years be President’s day!!! Let’s face it, We don’t give people off of work for Valentines day. President’s day shouldn’t be a day off either.

Kelly Clarkson…

duet with Reba McEntire…. Brunette… another music video ….she is Blonde. Looks like another trashy country bumpkin blonde… brunette looks sophisticated, talented, real, sexy, and smart. Keep the Brunette look… it’s HOT. And it separates you from the zillions of dumb blonde look-a-like country chicks.

Spices… Spicy foods

Why is it a big deal if you do or don’t eat SPICY foods. Ooooh it’s such a big deal that some restaurant has a spicy hot dish… it’s almost a challenge… like if you don’t eat it then you are a wimp…. What USE is spicy hot food….

Here are the spices I was raised on:
Salt, sugar, black powdered pepper, ketchup, mustard, onions, cinnamon, paprika. Spell check on cinnamon.
That’s it…. Nothing more. Garlic? Maybe. Rarely.

Why should I feel like I missed out on sweating from my cheeks…. Forehead streaming down water. A hot tongue killing any real flavors. Why is such a stupid dumb thing like hot spices be a badge of honor? Do you also cut yourselves with knives to feel it hurt? Do you lock yourself in a dog crate to feel the excitement of being trapped? What else do you do to hurt yourself???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD


From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Judge Wyld and Alicia Doyle endanger marriages. Oprah HELPED!!

A business card with Alicia’s photo on one side, Judge’s photo on the other side. Big photos, not a tiny photo in the corner. Give them out in my daily travels.

Gave one to Stuart…. Who left it at his house. He is married. His wife… finds the card. See’s Alicia’s photo… BUT WAIT…..

The wife had ALSO been watching Oprah… if the husband works late into the evening he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!!!
So the idiot oprah people are already stupid right…. So they are told this poop… and they BELIEVE it!!!!

Stuart had a wife in his face… that he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR with that good looking Alicia that the wife saw on the card.

Now he told her….hey… look at the other side… It’s Wyld on the other side… JUDGE WYLD. Duh… no big deal. But she didn’t recognize me. She didn’t believe it was me… in sunglasses and a beard and the photo was scrunched…

I told Stuart that he should let his wife know that the chick in the photo is clear out in California… and that he didn’t know her.
But Stuart said that wouldn’t help…

why not???

Because He was going to California on business the next week!!!

Sincerely JUDGE WYLD