ELIMINATE BAILOUTS, TAKE NAMES, AND TAX 100% TO BE PAID BACK; CHILDSUPPORT, CHILD TAX DEDUCTIONS, AND WELFARE EXCESS

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Scrutinize BAILOUTS and get PAID BACK

I can’t believe the abuse of the bailouts. The government feels that certain entities are IMPORTANT to the well being of the United States and won’t let them fail. So what does the government do? Give them OUR MONEY. They didn’t show that they deserved it. They operated under bad practices.

They didn’t spend money to turn things around but instead spent the money on BIG vacations and retreats, Big incentives and rewards for themselves. In effect, they spent their own money foolishly and when the Government gave them money to stay afloat, they spent THAT MONEY FOOLISHLY.

It’s time for the Government to Get lists of names of these people who squandered the money on themselves. It’s time for the Government to get detailed lists of what the money was spent on and ask for PROOF that the money was spent for how it was intended.

And it’s time for the Government to force there to be a PLAN for paying back EVERY LAST DIME that was provided by the Government.

ALL BAILOUTS MUST BE REPAID NOW.

All parents who have taken a tax writeoff for their children MUST account for every penny and name names of who received that money. If they cannot, then they must PAY IT BACK to the government. Provide that information, or pay back the money, or go to jail!!!

All welfare recipients MUST show how the money was spent and it better not be for ice cream. PAY BACK every dime of steak or ice cream or soda pop money that was spent. Provide the information by midnight tonight or pay back the money or go to jail!!!!

All child support MUST BE accounted for and we want to know who received the money and what they spent it on and IT MUST NOT BE for a nice car. It must NOT BE FOR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES or excessive food. We want NAMES and RECEIPTS and proof that it didn’t free up other money to be spent on non essentials.

There is a limit on what you can reward yourself from the BAILOUT MONEY you received as child support. Provide the Information by happyhour tonight or pay back the money or GO TO JAIL!!!

So ok… judge has had house mortgage bailout. I’m willing… I’m willing if you are… You want to call my bluff??? I’ll be HAPPY to give up my bailout if you give up YOURS.

When YOUR bailout is repaid. My taxes will be soooooo low that it will more than make up for the home mortgage bailout. I will be very glad to participate in the BAILOUT PAY BACK WITH YOU. When all BAILOUTS ARE ENDED, if I get a penny of free money from the Government I’ll give it back or tell you how I’ve not spent on a non-essential item from any income source of mine.

Until then, I’ll keep MY money other than a 15 percent income tax and be done with it. No bailouts will lead to no excessive taxes.

It’s clear, the Government wants YOU to be all mad about Bailouts and handouts that are poorly spent. The politicians are asking YOU TO BE TICKED about bailouts.

Even private citizens are banding together to market to you a HATRED of people who buy things they don’t need, rake in money that they didn’t earn, live better than what they have produced in life and deserve.

Yes…there should be HATRED all right…. You should HATE YOURSELF. You should be ASHAMED at your behavior. You should be screaming at the government to STOP BAILOUTS. STOP ALL BAILOUTS.

Take care of only those who truly need it. Only those who eat rice and beans and butter and bread each evening deserve our support to maintain them til they can get on their feet. Only those sick in the head should be provided shelter and food and our compassion.

NOT you IDIOTS who want 1500 dollars a month in child support and going to Disney land with it or buying the latest soccer mom van. Buy a small sedan. They worked fine 40 years ago.

Not you spoiled brat middle classers skimming off thousands of dollars of government money EACH YEAR for your 4 kids so you can by a boat and new skis and go snow skiing (may you hit your head I hope) and all go out several times a week to eat your choice of appetizer, steaks and lobster, deserts, microbrewery beer. Yeah…that sound like the rich people?

How about you with the thousands of dollars in kid money from the government going to the NASCAR races and the expensive Dale Earnhardt Jr gear. Tshirts, stickers for your car, beer, cigarettes, souvenir model car of every paint scheme, and your elvis collectors plates and hummal figurines, thimbles and tiny spoons. You stop by the corner gas station a zillion times a day for soda for you and your kids. You have every item imaginable with your NFL team on it. Jeepers…

YOU ARE not the people needing a BAILOUT. I want you NAME and lists on who in your family and friends received that money. I want all of you to PAY IT BACK… I want a HUNDRED PERCENT TAX on excessive child support, misspent welfare money, and KID TAX DEDUCTIONS.

BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR GO TO JAIL!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

MONEY SAVING IDEA: DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Money Saving Idea. Don’t go to the grocery store.


It makes perfect sense to me. I you don’t want to get your hand burned, don’t put your hand on a hot stove… If you are afraid of big spiders, don’t hold a tarantula. Duh… Don’t do it…

You think you need a gallon of milk…. Don’t go to the store. Eat the cereal dry.
You think you need to run to the store to get orange juice. Don’t go. Drink water.
Seriously. If you think you need bread for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, get a soft tortilla out and use THAT.


Someone taught you that you must be civil about everything? You must have greenbeans with your entrée… you must have bread and butter or a dinner roll with your dinner? So you are out of an item that you were brainwashed to think you NEED.


What do you do? You go to the store.
And you buy, batteries, and bread, and milk, and orange juice, and squeezable hot chocolate, and poptarts, and specialty jams, and popsicles, and cinamin rolls, and donuts, and honey, and boxes of cereal and fruit rollups, and stupid stinking retarded development ditzy magazine. And THAT includes the CAR magazine guys!!!
ALL YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR WAS DINNER ROLLS!!!


DON’T GO TO THE STORE AND YOU WONT SPEND THE MONEY.


You know… we seem to catch on when it’s the mall… don’t go to the mall because you can’t resist buying that outfit draped over the thin mannequin. Don’t go Don’t go…. So smart to not go…Don’t go to that lawn and garden store… DO NOT.


If you don’t go to the beer store when your last beer was drank last night. Then you are OK according to others. It’s no big deal. If you rush to the store to get a beer, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC RIGHT?? You have A PROBLEM. Just don’t go and buy beer for several days and no problem.


But have a chick miss out on her ICE CREAM with cake or pie and you find out just how out of control she is to rush to the store. Especially if it’s for who???? The KIDS WHO ARE WHINING!!!!! Heaven forbid you TAKE THE KID WITH YOU when you go buy that ice cream…. Jeepers… now we are buying sugar SPRINKLES…


Just don’t go to the store. Just don’t go. See what you have. Eat lettuce now and then without salad dressings…. See what else you can dip it in… why not chip dip, or hummus, or leftover sweet and sour sauce from your fast food meal.


Don’t tell me that times are tough. Your lifestyle is tough to live up to. You waste your life trying to have every little item be ‘just so’ and waste your money making it happen. Crisis… Crisis… Crisis… and it was all Just YOU. The world is not near as tough as you think it is. You have much more energy and money to spend on good things to do for others than you think you do. You waste it on dumb mind games with yourself.

RICH WALMART POOR WALMART PICK THE POOR WALMART AND ENJOY

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Poor Walmart Rich Walmart
I really enjoy going to the poor Walmart in town. When you call a friend and they pick up their cell phone, they say hey…great to hear you… you say great to hear you too!! What’s that noise in the background? Did I call at a bad time? Should I let you go?


They say, “ oh no…it’s fine…. I’m just at Walmart picking up a few things.” Wanting to get a picture of where they are at I might ask…. Are you at the poor walmart or the rich walmart??? If it’s Mary, she will say, at the poor walmart.

In a medium sized town there are several Walmarts. The newer built areas of town are often nice big homes with people with nice big salaries. When a walmart is built near their home, they will shop there after they are done protesting having such a store in their neighborhood…they DO shop there.

Walmart will try to make the building prettier and have nice landscaping. They will have the coffee shop and the plant and flower shop be upscale. They will have the good meats and fresh vegetables. That is the rich Walmart. Clean, good environment, classier foods, and maybe even a nice wine shop near by.

The poor Walmart has been there for awhile… they are not building a new walmart in a poor part of town. They will not have all of the higher priced selections for the poor walmart. The parking lot will not be cleaned up as nicely. Clearly rich people are rude at their walmart and toss trash on the ground. But the rich walmart will be cleaned quickly.


Who works at the poor Walmart. People will walk from their homes to the walmart to work. They will apply for jobs in their neighborhood walmart. The workers are the poor people and even though they are good workers and pleasant and fun with the customers, let’s face it….they are working at the poor walmart. That walmart job might even be the highest paid wage going in their household.


Who works at the rich walmart. People who are not the breadwinner for their family. Rich kids who were told they had to have a job and the mall jobs were taken. Are they the best workers? Maybe not.

They might be the snobby self-centered kid who was told to have the job. Her blond hair is still paid for by her parents, her nice clothes are still bought by her parents, his sporty shiny car is still paid for by his parents. Of course, the insurance is paid by the parents.


They are the most likely NOT to be pleasant or try to relate to a chatty smiling customer. They will not look for and offer help to a customer. They may ask if you need help, but it is clear that it is just a begrudgingly offered line forced out to comply with the supervisors orders. Not a warm genuine people to people offer.


When in the Rich Walmart, I will take their no hearted offer of assistance and yelp, YES, you CAN. And I will make them help me find and choose between items. Of course I didn’t need the spoiled nitwits help. I will make them stop leaning against a rack and walk with me and give them the illusion that they are helping me.

What other Poor versus Rich stores are there? Movie theatres? grocery stores? Liquor stores. How about the old mall versus the new mall??? How about RICH CHURCH versus Poor people Church.

Is it a matter of safety? What about that. If you thought you would be safe at the poor walmart would you go? Why not? Do you not want to meet pleasant poor people?


Look… you Rich people spend your neighborhood time with Rich people. You spend your holidays with mostly Rich people, your vacations are with Rich people, your church is with Rich people, Your work is with Rich people and those people who clean up after you Rich people.


How about spending time going to the poor walmart or the poor mall now and then. The poor liquor store might even have a beer or booze you haven’t tried yet.


I am sure you fear going to the poor ATM to withdraw cash even though the thieves would more likely want to rob you at the Rich ATM cash machine… duh.. more money, and your wallet, and your jewelry and a joy ride in your Rich car.


But go sincerely to the safe poor walmart. Go enjoy yourself. There might be some neat things on the clearance shelves. There might even be some wonderful people to chat with. They are helpful and kind and won’t even make you feel uncomfortable although you are the freakish Rich people with dumb looking purses. They’ll not draw attention to the odd way you look and the odd things you say and do. They might just accept you for who you are.


Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

CAN I SELL YOU A PEANUT? HOW ABOUT 3 LBS 4 OUNCES?

Nothing to do with the radio show.... Just creative writing about PEANUTS

What’s just over 3 pounds, doesn’t spoil, and your friends love it?

If I gave you a peanut you would agree that it generally doesn’t spoil and many of your friends love it.

So why 3 pounds…. I’ll tell you that later….

We all tend to think about eating healthy. Mainly as we get older. We buy granola bars, or bananas… we may think about eating a good healthy breakfast.

But let’s look at that…. We don’t keep that promise to eat a good breakfast before work!!! Granola type bars are expensive….and they put sweeteners in the bars to hold them together, more calories than a can of coca cola.

How about that banana? Spoil. Special care. Crushes. Temperature sensitive. Won’t keep longer than 5 days.

What are you going to do? Switch to rice krispee bars? Apples? Not much better are they?

You need something that’s tasty, adaptable in size, handy, quick, won’t spoil, don’t have to go to the grocery store every other day.

You need Peanuts…. Yes… Peanuts are a handy snack food. Peanuts can last for a month!!! Peanuts can be a small handful or two handfuls. Peanuts even have flavors…. Peanuts of many flavors…. Red skin peanuts, Large Virginia peanuts, Roasted Peanuts, and the yummy honey roasted peanuts.

So what about that first offer I gave you…. What if I gave you a peanut? How about 2 peanuts? How about 15 peanuts? What about thousands of peanuts in a 3 pound 4 ounce CAN…. OVER THREE POUNDS OF PEANUTS!!!!!! In a convenient uncrushable CAN!!

Well… next to your desk a work, you could have peanuts in the morning to tie you over til LUNCH….. you could have peanuts in the middle of the afternoon…. YOU COULD EVEN HAVE A handful before heading home to your family!!!!

Will a huge CAN of peanuts SPOIL? In a day? 5 days? Two weeks? NOPE…. That makes it dependable not only for YOU but for who??? Your coworkers!!

Even people you don’t know will appreciate YOU and the peanuts before work, after work, weekends, anytime whether you are there or not. People will stop by to grab some peanuts….

Here’s how to do it. Cut the lid from the first CAN, into a pouring spout. This will keep people’s hands OUT OF THE CAN… sanitary!! After that, transfer the lid to the new can and put the new can’s lid under the can so the metal doesn’t scrape or mar the desk surface!!!!

What about cost? That is exactly the reason to drop by SAMS to pick up the economy size can. How much is it? 30 dollars? 15 dollars? If you bought the small jars for 4 dollars you feel you did well. But a CAN is more than several of the small jars.

So let’s ask again… is a can of delicious peanuts to generously share with your friends going to cost 20 dollars? 15 dollars? NO…. Just over 5 dollars. Just 5 dollars for a HUGE CAN.

At that price you can buy three flavors and rotate the flavors as each CAN is shared. And at this size, a CAN can last a LONG TIME.

No spoilage, simple snack yet effective, friendly friend food, and a sanitary way to share it. Be very generous to yourself AND to your coworkers for a very very low price….

Buy your CANS of over 3 pounds of delicious flavored peanuts TONIGHT!!!!

A SMART ANN COULTER AND A DUMB A$$ KEITH OBGYN

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

A story about a SMART ANN and a DUMB A$$

The other feud. Ann Coulter versus Keith OBGYN
Ann Coulter is a columnist/bookwriter and a THINKER and she is a DEFENDER of conservative principles. She didn’t invent them. She DEFENDS them because that defense is rational. She is very popular and good looking on camera.

Keith OBGYN is a tv hack who reads lines into a camera each night. He is nothing. Just another unattractive white male reading to the camera.

They started a feud that became noticeable to me this week. She may not have started it but I noticed her rock throwing first. In her column she unmasked Keith OBGYN’s insignificant college degree. He didn’t like it and so he blasted her on his show.

That’s the background….

My first thought was that it was a Bad move by Ann. I think Ann already had the thinking people as her fans. She already had the sophisticated people buying her books and reading her columns.

She educates them further buy throwing in a high level vocabulary word in each column. She researches to get FACTS into her columns [lots and lots of facts; she OVER PROVES her points] and also a twist of a phrase or concept for the amusement of the highly functioning college educated people.

So maybe it wasn’t a bad move to pick on the lightweight Keith OBGYN…. She wanted more money… she wanted the dumb people of the world to also buy her books.

Boy Keith didn’t like that she picked on his small brain and small degree with FACTS. So now Keith OBGYN is reading his incoherent lines to the camera with her name thrown in. Thus She Wins. And he dives himself into a lower state of on-air depression.

Ann doesn’t read lines to a camera. She THINKS…and you may not get her humor or her intelligent references but you KNOW SHE THINKS.

So let review and layout Ann’s deal.

Keith OBGYN has a tv brain dead opinion show that comes on in the evening just before that fellow, Rick Maddow. Evidently he thinks that since his college degree was printed in fancy script on a 50 dollar inkjet printer that it makes him smart.

And Ann laid out in her column that his degree wasn’t as puffed up as he claimed his college degree is. So he gave her free publicity on his show. GREAT for her!!!

Her intelligent fans certainly wont be buying anything HE HAS to sell….

But maybe… just maybe his dumb followers (because there are a lot of dumb people in this world) will be DUMB enough to buy her stuff which is way over their heads.

Once the money is in Ann’s pocket she doesn’t care if they understand it or read it or use it in a mad liberal antiwar bonfire. It’s the perfect laughing stroll to the bank for a smart Ann.

LIMBAUGH VS OBAMA MEDIA NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


MEDIA FEUDS
Limbaugh and the Obama Media….. Radio Talk Shows are ENTERTAINMENT…if the guy gives out some good ideas then good…. But that is never the purpose of the conservative talk radio…

It survives because it makes money because it’s entertaining AND reasonable people agree with the stable ideas that the HOST says. OVERALL.

If you could make money by having an all comedy joke radio station then it would be there. But there are some good ideas in conservative talk radio AND above that, it’s entertainment.

Where talk show hosts get in to trouble is that they drop some provocative soundbite….and then explain the context.

If they explained the context FIRST, then you wouldn’t listen…. Duh… conservatives GET this. They GET that the provocative thing is said and then the idea is developed…

It’s a GREAT formula. Why don’t Obama voters GET IT???? Why doesn’t the Obama media get it???? Talk shows tell the PUNCH LINE FIRST….like marketing…. Like an email that you want someone to read…. You put the entertaining thought UP FRONT….then explain how it makes sense…. ENTERTAINMENT…. GET IT??

How can you feud over a soundbite that is then carefully explained? I’ll tell you why!!!! People CHOOSE TO BE STUPID…. They WANT TO BE DUMB.

That’s why there are few OBAMA voters who know what they are voting for. THEY WANT TO BE DUMB.

I’ve said before. The smart Obama voters are out there. And they should be HOPPING MAD that the DUMB Obama voters outnumber them and are making them look bad.

Has anyone gone on TV to explain WHY what Obama is doing is supposed to work. The smart Obama voters want to hear it as well as the non-Obama voters. We intelligent people on ALL sides WANT TO HEAR IT.

But why???? When you don’t need the intelligent people in order to be elected. Why spend the energy and TV time to explain anything… just say you know people are hurting….

Or maybe…there ISNT a real reason for what Obama is doing. He’s winging it and there are casualties…

CLEARLY when the economy turns around if he will let it… in the first 2 years of his presidency, HE WILL SAY THAT HE INHERITED THE RECOVERY!!!! Right? No…hopefully he will FAIL and the economy will turn around. And even though he failed he will take credit for the recovery…. So YES… Limbaugh was clear. The American people WANT Obama to fail. They WANT Bush’s approach to SUCCEED with the economy recovering.

IF Obama succeeds….the economy will claim more casualties. Is Obama going to the homes to cry and pray and comfort those who are victims of His economic WAR?? Bush inherited war and he visited the homes. Obama need to visit the homes of the casualties of HIS WAR…. He owns it now…He is the president…. Go visit the livingrooms and quietly hold hands and weep.

It was simple…Limbaugh was entertaining with some ideas. Someone couldn’t stand it but couldn’t keep their mouth SHUT. They became SCARED of Limbaugh. Someone wanted to SCREAM the name Limbaugh and they just made him much more popular. Afterall, it’s entertainment and ego and money….. a Obama’s media just gave Limbaugh more of what he worked for and achieved in the MILLIONS of dollars for 22+ years.

SMARTER CALENDAR FOR DUMB PEOPLE LIKE ME

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

MODERNIZE THE CALENDAR Less mistakes, more productivity, 13 Months


February, March…days are the same… If the 7th of the month was on Tuesday then it’s on a Tuesday this month. 7th was a Saturday… easy too… 7, 14, 21, 28…. Bingo.. you remembered it last month…you can remember it this month….. why not continue it…
how about April!!!


I LIKE THAT… just like the metric system…. When I was in 2nd grade…. that 30 year old teacher told me… and told the ENTIRE CLASS… the USA system of measuring things is going to be GONE and we must all know metric…


AFTERALL METRIC IS EASIER…. And the temperature was going to be easier… 0 degrees is FREEZING… not that awkward 32 degrees…. We’ve FAILED…


We have had the internet since then,
we have niftier looking cars,
we have phones that are tiny and we carry them around with us,
we even took tv’s that worked without cables, just a plug in cord for anyplace in your house to a CABLE to tie it to one wall in your house. ….


Big changes…. But do we have the METRIC system???


She said we were headed to a record breaking 400 BILLION dollar USA debt…. And could go up to a TRILLION…. She was right about that.


So let’s switch to the metric system cold turkey…no more miles on things. No more two temperatures flashing on the banks… We can HANDLE IT… companies can handle it.


The calendar…. Let’s change it to 28 days every months. 28 times 13 months is 364 let there be leap years and add a day in…..or two… or a day and 20 seconds… I don’t care. The benefit is for US….the dumb masses to enjoy keeping it simple. Let the scientists figureout how it affects their calculations for the stars and galaxies… They are so smart… let them deal with the conversions…..


Hey, I only have 30 years left to live… and some of those years are going to be tough already… I want the metric system, I want a TV that I can put anywhere in the room or in the yard, and I WANT the 7th of EVERY MONTH TO BE A SATURDAY!!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ANY DAY SPENT BURNING GAS IN YOUR CAR IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY AT WORK

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Days to drive for no reason.

Gas prices are down… do you go for joy rides again? I did… took off after a meeting…headed out of town… didn’t have the hunting vehicle, didn’t have the truck that tows the race car trailer…had the Sunday go to meeting luxury sedan… headed out of town…


On the edge of town, there was a VERY elderly couple who were getting out of their 1970’s car… it was parked along the ditch… they stepped out of the car, him from the driver side… her from the the passenger side… not walking well…crumpled up plastic bags…walmart, grocery store bags….. they were going to walk along the ditch and pickup the bottles and other trash that people threw out along that road. I WANTED TO STOP AND HELP… I WANTED TO WALK FOR AN HOUR ALONG THE DITCH AND PICK UP TRASH….I WANTED TO BE BESIDE THEM…. It was a beautiful day… I didn’t do it… but some day… I WILL… I KNOW I WILL.


Kept driving… even ran up on dirt roads, became lost… and was tickled about it… found small towns… drove slowly… mainstreet small towns… here is the the challenge…. Go for drives… buy from stores that are no wider than 30 feet across… enjoy the people… have a relaxing time. Eat at the franchise fast food place too…. Why not… the people need it to stay in business… if the franchise fast food place doesn’t have enough business, it will leave… help out the locals…

RICE AND BEANS CHEAPER THAN DIRT and PLASTIC UTENSILS IN YOUR CAR

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Why are rice and beans a side dish in a combo plate…

they are not a desired side dish to an enchilada… not a side dish to a burrito… they are dirt… nothing… as a matter of fact… they are cheaper than dirt. If you go buy a small bag of play sand for your childs sandbox…. It is more expensive than rice or beans… Rice and Beans are cheaper than dirt. I don’t want it on my plate, bring me something good… like a side of nacho chips with cheese… THAT is a side dish…. What kind of cheese is it, if I have the cheese and you don’t??? NOT CHO Cheese…. NACHO CHEESE….. get it..cuz it’s not your cheese…not cho cheese!!


Do you keep extra plastic forks and spoons in your car? Drive through Mexican food…tostado..taco…YOU NEED A FORK!!! They forget to give you one… Often they forget to give me plastic utensils in the bag that they hand out the drive thru window.... Have extra in your car just like you have those extra napkins…

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

BELLY BUTTON LINK IS BACK and TAX BREAK NO PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Belly Button Lint is back…
three weeks ago it came back…For two months after gall bladder surgery the lint was gone…. But it wasn’t a lasting cure. It’s back. Same color, bluish gray… is there a special belly button TOOL??? Like a cotton swab… but a cotton swab would add more lint …..

Taxes not in lump sum check…
No psychological boost to economy if it’s given to you in tiny pieces… 13 dollars a pay check? Or a big 400 dollar check!!! It’s not a payroll tax change… its not fica, or medicare confiscating that they are giving back… they are just giving you 400 dollars in tiny little bits …. That is an income tax break… not a payroll tax break…. We really wanted 2000 dollar lump sum check …. Instead of the gov’t taking it from us and giving it to someone else… makes NO DIFFERENCE to economy…what YOU DO is what makes the economy run… you borrow, you spend, you save, you decide what to do with it and it make EVERYONE a SLAVE… the Govt OWNS YOU because they OWN YOUR MONEY….

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

FIRE MARRIED PEOPLE BEFORE SINGLE PEOPLE

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Moving is easier for Married Couples than it is for a Single person.


LIFE LINE
Single has created a life in a community. Has bonds within community organizations, within workplaces, within churches. If a single person sits in their apartment, house, living room, you say for them to get out… make some friends, join a church, get involved in the community. You want them to build relationships in the community. Without those relationships, they have nothing.


Married people spend a lot of time with each other. They may develop relationships outside as well. Their major relationship is their wife and their young children. Their hugs and kisses and smiles and encouragement come from their spouse and kids. The good times are shared with deep and lasting memories. Their bad times are shared with understanding and caring. United they stand. In good times and in bad. Their spiritual and physiological well being is supported by being codependent… it’s a good thing.


FALLBACK INCOME
Singles incomes… ONE.
Married couple income… TWO if they lose both then they are no worse off than the single person. We need to help a single person MORE since they don’t have someone else to send to work. Is it a better chance that ONE of the couple will find work? Or if you have TWO chances of someone in the household finding work?

24 HOURS IN A DAY
Singles have 24 hours in a day. They work 10 to 12 hours a day. Then need to find the time to keep their house going, to sleep, to prepare meals and eat, to do laundry, to exercise the dog to pet the cat, clean up after them, to mow the yard, to trim the trees, to clean the floors/vacuum, grocery shopping, meet repair people, etc. Singles have only 24 hours a day to run a household. Ask any single mom if it makes a difference that a household falls on just their shoulders? Housework exists if you have a house or apartment. They have to keep up with their siblings, mom, dad, friends, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, neighbors, friends, etc.


Married people have 48 hours a day. Flexibility, Honey will you pick up some groceries? Will YOU meet the cable tv guy today? Will you vacuum, will you take the dog to the vet? Will you go buy the grass seed for the yard? Will you move the laundry over from the clothes washer to the dryer? 48 hours in a day to decide how to use to run a household. Take the trash out.


So when it comes to moving… does a single get 48 hours a day??? Really?? Maybe the government should pay the full cost for a paid helper to make up the difference!!!!
Who makes the calls to cut off the cable and utilities, who meets the realtor to sell your home, who makes the repairs, who looks for the new house, who packs the boxes, who meets the movers, who unpacks the boxes… I have a full home just like any household. Who finds the haircutters,

INTEGRATING IN NEW COMMUNITY
2 people have twice the chance to meet more neighbors, more church members, more organizations in town, more workplace people.
And if you have kids, they make it even easier for you to integrate into a new community. Your family has 5 people who are dispersing, spidering out in to the community to quickly integrate and make friends, etc… ON TOP OF THE BUILT IN SUPPORT from spouse and kids…. Good times…
Where do we grocery shop? Where do we get haircuts? Where do we go to the park? Where do we take the dog to the vet? Where do we get trash service? Where do we take our dry cleaning? Which church should we go to?


The single person can only be in ONE place at a time. The cordial welcome to the neighborhood lasts only three weeks. And you can only do one thing at a time.


GET IT? LAY OFF MARRIED PEOPLE. IN THIS TOUGH TIME, DO NOT LAY OFF SINGLE PEOPLE…..


Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

COMPUTERS HELP YOU RUIN SOMEONES DAY OR MAKE THEM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE

From a FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


The reach of the computer.

How far out it can reach to affect someone’s day.
Back in the old days, you only saw who you saw and you only called a few friends. You saw people at the store, at work, in the neighborhood and at church and that was about it. You either made people happy or made them mad…. But it was just a few people.


But now you can tick off and ruin someone’s day who lives across the country. You work with people by computer and maybe never ever even talk to them on the phone. You belong to groups through professional organizations, or maybe by buying from them. You might ‘meet’ people socially online with an interest group or even dating. You email greetings and email thoughts on professional or personal things. YOU CAN RUIN THEIR DAY!!! You can call them bad names. You can point out things about them that are BAD about them and they will be MAD!!! People you never met, will CRY, and be TORN apart. Will have a SLEEPLESS NIGHT for several nights… will not be able to concentrate to go to work… use sick day at work.


But is that all …. NO .. that is not all. This week, if you are sincere, if you KNOW what you are doing, you can cheer someone up. I am not talking about a dumb little inane NON FOCUSED ‘have a good day’….. but real pointed counsel and advice. This week a person across the country took a professional test and passed… like a CPA certified public accountant, like passing an attorney’s bar exam… this professional test was IMPORTANT…. They passed it… so the email went out across the USA to people in that profession… YIIIIIPPIEEEE Karen had passed the test!!! But wait…. Hundreds of people didn’t know that Karen had FAILED the test last year… but the email said that it was Karen’s second attempt. So all of these people of that profession who received the email were told that she had failed the first time. Even though she had passed this year, she was NOT PLEASED that everyone now knew that she didn’t pass last year.


So I sent an email back. Stating how much of an inspiration she is to others who may take the test lightly. May not study as hard as they should. Will now study hard and many people will pass this year because of knowing that it is a hard test.
That others may fail the test and will give up. But her situation will show them that they can study some more and pass. Do not give up.


And personally, people won’t know that she didn’t want it to be known that she failed the first time. They will see her as secure and strong enough to share her experience.


A detailed email, specific and true from another point of view, CHEERED KAREN UP. TREMENDOUSLY. Never met me.


We have the capability with technology, to be neutral, and that is fine, To be direct and helpful which may change lives or just make them mad, and to add a true, sincere, detailed encouragement.


Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DO YOUR OWN READING and DONT ASK QUESTIONS

From a FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

People who ask questions:


Did you ever have people ask questions about something that you have read?


You read an article in the paper. A long article. If you mention that you read the article, someone will ask you to repeat the article. They will ask a zillion questions about the information from the article.


DO YOU MEMORIZE things you read? Does your brain have instant recall of ALL that you read? Don’t do it…to others.

don’t act as if someone must recall all of the details of something they have read.
WELL, YOU READ IT… why don’t you KNOW???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

PRESIDENTS DAY KELLY CLARKSON and SPICY FOODS

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


President’s day is NOT a HOLIDAY.


It can come and go and just a few people notice. Clearly schools don’t need to be let off of work. We should have the State of the Union be presidents day and not let government people off of work that day… or how about Inauguration Day every four years be President’s day!!! Let’s face it, We don’t give people off of work for Valentines day. President’s day shouldn’t be a day off either.

Kelly Clarkson…

duet with Reba McEntire…. Brunette… another music video ….she is Blonde. Looks like another trashy country bumpkin blonde… brunette looks sophisticated, talented, real, sexy, and smart. Keep the Brunette look… it’s HOT. And it separates you from the zillions of dumb blonde look-a-like country chicks.

Spices… Spicy foods


Why is it a big deal if you do or don’t eat SPICY foods. Ooooh it’s such a big deal that some restaurant has a spicy hot dish… it’s almost a challenge… like if you don’t eat it then you are a wimp…. What USE is spicy hot food….


Here are the spices I was raised on:
Salt, sugar, black powdered pepper, ketchup, mustard, onions, cinnamon, paprika. Spell check on cinnamon.
That’s it…. Nothing more. Garlic? Maybe. Rarely.


Why should I feel like I missed out on sweating from my cheeks…. Forehead streaming down water. A hot tongue killing any real flavors. Why is such a stupid dumb thing like hot spices be a badge of honor? Do you also cut yourselves with knives to feel it hurt? Do you lock yourself in a dog crate to feel the excitement of being trapped? What else do you do to hurt yourself???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

OPRAH COULD HAVE WRECKED THIS MARRIAGE

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Judge Wyld and Alicia Doyle endanger marriages. Oprah HELPED!!


A business card with Alicia’s photo on one side, Judge’s photo on the other side. Big photos, not a tiny photo in the corner. Give them out in my daily travels.

Gave one to Stuart…. Who left it at his house. He is married. His wife… finds the card. See’s Alicia’s photo… BUT WAIT…..


The wife had ALSO been watching Oprah… if the husband works late into the evening he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!!!
So the idiot oprah people are already stupid right…. So they are told this poop… and they BELIEVE it!!!!


Stuart had a wife in his face… that he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR with that good looking Alicia that the wife saw on the card.


Now he told her….hey… look at the other side… It’s Wyld on the other side… JUDGE WYLD. Duh… no big deal. But she didn’t recognize me. She didn’t believe it was me… in sunglasses and a beard and the photo was scrunched…


I told Stuart that he should let his wife know that the chick in the photo is clear out in California… and that he didn’t know her.
But Stuart said that wouldn’t help…

why not???

Because He was going to California on business the next week!!!

Sincerely JUDGE WYLD

COLLEGE IS EASY TO PAY FOR - LISTEN TO JUDGE TO FIND OUT HOW

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

College does not bankrupt families:

Families bankrupt families… if you haven’t taught your child to grow up and work for their college then YOU failed. It isn’t an accident. The world didn’t DO anything bad to you.

YOU didn’t teach your kid to earn their college. Who says it is a Mom and a Dad’s problem to pay the bills of kids over the age of 18 ? Adults. Deadbeat kids.

It’s just a matter of mindset!!! Nothing else. What if the mindset is changed to something smart like, working through high school… many kids do it… .why not YOUR kid… Why not something useful instead of high school recreation and leisure…

Oh…but you can’t give up non productivity and waste in YOUR LIFE… so childless people have to give up their leisure and recreation to work to pay for your kids college… WHY?

Your kid can live with YOU until they are 21 years old and save their money for college and THEN go to college. 2 years working part time plus full time summers during high school and then 4 years living with YOU and YOU supporting them until they can afford college. Not on MY DIME.

See? If they were so mature and ready for college then they’d be mature enough to pay their own college right? But you raised immature soft food chewing babies to the age of 18 and then you want ME to pay for it.

You let them loose in the world to clog up society. Why don’t you keep your babies at home… College is ‘after’ high school maturity…. Not an extension of high school immaturity…

While we are at it… let’s save you from yourself and all that kid car expense since you are too dense to figure it out on your own. Let’s create GREEN kids… Kids GOOD for the ENVIRONMENT…. NO DRIVERS LICENSE til they are 20 unless they have a full time job. Save the parents from going bankrupt and save the planet!!! End our dependence on foreign oil. No kid drivers licenses.

Stay tuned…on a future show… I did the math… a kid CAN pay their own way through a public university 4.5 year degree. I did it 23 years ago and didn’t even live at my parents’ house…. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

REIMBURSE CHILDLESS PEOPLE FOR SCHOOL VOUCHERS

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

School Vouchers:

Trying to put pressure on Barack for School Vouchers… That would be fine if only the people who have kids were the ones paying for those schools… So you want to teach your kid elsewhere….fine…. go ahead… but you better pay your share of the public schools as well…

childless people don’t have kids going the public schools…. So if you want your vouchers… 6 thousand dollars or 9 thousand dollars…. Is that per kid??? How do we pay childless people back for what they have been paying in???

assume they have 4 kids and pay the single person without kids 36 thousand dollars a year… for NOT having kids in the public school… see?

Everyone feels they have it bad in what they pay for their kids… think about the childless people… every penny they pay for your kids is stolen from them. Same goes for home schooling… NO BREAK NO TAX BREAK…

Single people have had to build facilities for YOUR KID… if the school that you live near by is not filled up…every seat taken… you should pay ME for not having your kid there. not me paying YOU for wasting my money on empty space!!!

As a matter of fact, private schools should be taxed. It is a commercial product being sold at the retail level and that transaction should be taxed. Another form of Deadbeat parents.

OUTLAW ALL DISTRACTIONS IN CARS - YOUR KIDS AND SPOUSES ARE FIRST TO GO

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Car Phones and Kids and Spouses Banned from Cars:

Using Cell phones in a moving car…. By a driver… is distracting… I know that. I do that, and it scares ME. I text’d for 4.5 hours on a trip…. From the time I left the residence where I started in another state, until I drove into my driveway at MY house… I was texting… ONE PERSON…. It wasn’t too bad… but on the city streets…it’s BAD. When I chat on the telephone, I use a headset.. really just small ear buds and the microphone is on the wire hanging just below my chin. So its all ok… But I want to know if we are serious about getting rid of distractions…

I have told people in my car to quit asking questions… I’m driving… they say..blah blah blah..what do you think? I say, I think I’m driving… yeah but what about..blah blah blah….. I only think I’m driving right now.

When I was raised, having 5 kids in the car was not distracting. My parents know how to raise kids. No problem in the car. But your kids are bouncing all around and have 4 gadgets they are messing with and music playing and whining and kicking and reaching and dropping… and then you give them food that they are complaining has not enough ketchup or something isn’t right on their burger or the fry falls and they are whining cuz they can’t reach it. GET RID OF KIDS IN CARS… Get rid of food in cars.

Are YOU serious about distractions or do you only not like it when OTHER DRIVERS are distracted??? OUTLAW what distracts THEM… but not what distracts YOU.

How about your spouse??? Have a nagging spouse? Arguing about where to stop for food or to the bathroom… spouse harassing you about things out of the blue… distracting…. OUTLAW spouses driving together.

If having a phone in the car is a violation, then having a kid or spouse in your car … or a sandwich wrapper or ketchup packet in the car… See how wrong that is… both.. the distraction is wrong but so is the selective enforcement…

I don’t EVER want to see a phone up to the side of your face in the car… I want a headset of some sort on your head…. That’s the least you can do. But don’t start banning cell phones in cars if YOU don’t want you kid banned from your car as well…

MLM or DS ANNOYING BY ANY NAME - HOW DID YOU GET RID OF THESE PARASITES

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Multilevel Marketing Parasites:

Multilevel Marketing sales people are told they have a business… they are told to never take no for an answer. They crawl on their bellies like a slimy slug along any organization they belong to… they treat their family and friends as rudely as any enemy would. They draw blood and delight in it… they prey on the kindness of elderly and other soft hearted family.

They have no sense of ethics… they are sales people…sales clerks and are the most unprofessional of the sales profession….afterall they even have to do all their own paper work, order their own inventory, handle everything… a professional sales person has other people to take care of those things…

these Direct Sales / Multi level Marketing selling cosmetics like a clowned up tart, pots and pans like a bum, plastic storage containers, travel industry packages, … its pathetic… peddling door to door essentially and begging your family and friends….

And then the technology…. Annoying emails… abuse of family and friends emails, abuse of organizations emails. And they make no apology for it…. The search for some opening that makes it ok to abuse others.

Maybe the policy for an organizations use of the roster or email list is poorly written… no sense of ethics and proper behavior to trump any policy shortcoming. Let’s not encourage this. Tell family to stay away until they can behave in social situations. Halloween is NOT about getting your new product catalog or getting a free make over.. Thanksgiving is NOT for you to ask MY ladyfriend what make up she uses or to get her to buy ME some men’s soap. Christmas is not for giving free samples of your product. Go Away.

Quit being a bum… I KNOW that YOU KNOW that you are SHAMEFUL when you refuse to respond when you are called out on your unfriendly behavior… You hide… You don’t return calls that call you on this, you ignore the emails, you are a sociopath with NO feeling toward others.

I have friends who are legitimate sales people and they NEVER talk about their business or products. NEVER… If their friends want to be customers they will contact the sales person. And I DO… and I HAVE… and my Recent Car Purchase is from a friend, and my next rental property purchase will be through a friend…. But NOT through you.

My opinion of course... of those I've met. Have you met these types of parasites? What did you do to get rid of them? :)

PRESIDENTIAL KIDS - IF YOU USE THEM, THE MEDIA CAN TALK ABOUT THEM

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Presidential Kids:

If I see Presidents kids on tv then I have the right to comment on them. The media has a right to comment on them. If a candidate parades his family on stage with him… they are fair game for the media. If you USE your kids for YOUR image, then they are fair game for whatever the media wants to observe, comment on, satire, call ugly, etc…

If you don’t want them in the spotlight. Keep them out of your trips overseas…keep them out of your trips across country, keep them away from meeting foreign leader kids, and keep them out of the cameras for the Easter Egg hunt on the White House South Lawn.

You are responsible for keeping your kids out of your presidency and if you don’t, they are in the public because you put them there.