MAN MOMENTS - Even GREAT men need to be MEN; Some Examples of MM.

From May 31, 2008 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Listening to Judge brings you together with your neighbors when during the week you say… did you hear Judge this week… It’s not Judge who? …It’s Judge… Judge Wyld and yes… of course can you believe what Judge Wyld said last Saturday on the radio…. You are at the right place and time… 10:30am…

Following up from last show. I heard there was some feedback from our discussion of man moments. Don’t know what to do about it… Man moments are everywhere… every week… I do hope you are getting yours… and I do hope you don’t have a wife on your back about it… Us good men need to be free, unfettered, to look at the world in the fascination… to prioritize manhood over female emotionality… we do so much for the world, for the children, for the women…. We deserve to be left alone… without comment… and if something is to be said…. that lady of heart should be smiling and loving and saying ‘good job’…

As we’ve said. We aren’t very crude here. We behave ourselves on the air. Man moments are NOT burping or farting. Many old women fart without the least bit of a change of their facial expression. And we don’t consider dropping off at the bar to have several drinks when you supposed to be home eating dinner with your family…THAT is NOT a man moment. And we don’t consider setting up a fake business trip or lying to get away from the house so you can cherish a wild time with your mistress…no…THAT is NOT a man moment.

We are talking about GOOD men. GREAT men. The MEN you SHOULD want in your life… these GREAT men ARE to BE MEN and have MAN MOMENTS without your mouth opening to tell him something bad about it. YOU…other men and women… MUST be supportive of MAN MOMENTS.

We talk about MAN MOMENTS like:

Man moments... loud assertive disagreement over politics and foreign policy...do chicks do that?

Man moments... a USED four wheeler... large big tires... sounds neat... selling it ....trailer on the back. only $700...

There is nothing MANLY about a NEW jet ski…or a NEW four wheeler…. ANY child or Lady can start one up. Buying a USED jet ski is MANLY.

Every MAN who is living life as a MAN…. Dressing as a man. Eats steak like a man. Drinks his beer out of a glass, bottle, or can. Every MAN MUST have Man Moments EACH and every week.

Man moment….Men are generous outside of the spotlight of praise. That's why you think men are worthless. We aren't grandstanding about it. table top stereo…nursing home…. Sitting area… I’m in visiting with a man who at one time in his life was a big time cattle buyer and seller… he and his partner flew aircraft around the country to attend to their business transactions and we have a great time chatting. He chats somewhat slowly but his mind is clear but slow. A lady volunteer calls out my name from across the room. … She wants to tell everyone in the room about my generous gift of a stereo that they needed. A man doesn't need that kind of attention or praise.... I quickly walked out of the room before she could say much more.

Man Moments – looking cool… smoooooooooth… stable… in control…. SOLID… women to see us as the ROCK… not flitter about in an emotional confusion like a chick… security of the ROCK…. ME!! The man… the protector. Knowing about the world… protector of the family and the family possessions….. YOUR man….

But there comes a problem when we do certain things. I’m not talking about holding your purse. You just wouldn’t dream of handing your purse to your man… or your son. That would be WRONG and you are too good to even think that it is a good idea.

NO… what I’m talking about is when that rock of yours that chiseled specimen of manhood… leans over, puckers up his lips and DRINKS a drink THROUGH a Straw…. Guys DON”T DO THAT. It doesn’t look manly. Eat a steak, big pile of mashed potatoes, and drink through a straw??? Restaurant, at home? So what do we do… we drink out of the restaurant cup… after we check it for lipstick that made it through the lame washer bin….

Look what they did… they took that glass from that table… swish swish in some old water… swish swisher over some brush looking thing sitting in old water… and then dip dip in another old water bin…. Then pours your beer from the tap… and what do we do???? We pay the lady and drink our beer…. We just saw how incomplete and disgusting of a process that was in luke warm water with dirty soap water and dirty rinse water and ick… who knows what is already clinging to those bottle brushes!!!!

Man Moment - Men look stupid running across traffic…. Dip down… looking both ways really really fast… can’t just coolly walk across… nope… us guys don’t look so good when we are running in street clothes… no bandanna… no sweat bands,…. No slick looking shorts or studly tshirt with something on it… just business dress casual shoes and pants and a half girlie jog… lift our arms at the elbow… try to make it look good….

So as soon as we get to the other side… we MAN UP with our strut walk… like… that was nothing… you didn’t see that… hope the chicks didn’t see that… was there a chick in that car??? Hope she was on the phone with her mother and didn’t see me… hope she sees me now… I look so cool strutting over here on this side of the street…like I was on the other side of the street…but inbetween while crossing??? Oh my.. lets not see or talk about that….

What are some of your man moments... that your bad lady doesn't understand... do you have a good lady who supports your man moments??? Comment to Judge.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD