JOBLESS PREGNANT WOMEN BEING RUDE IN MY PARK

From June 21, 2008 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

decided to go rollerblading…
it was a great day… barely sweat day.. just enough breeze… a park where it’s one mile from one end to the other and a 1/4 mile across… so it’s about 2.5 miles around… I did three laps…

but here is the deal… the path is asphalt…and the width of two baby buggies… with a little space…that’s it… so bicyclists and walkers and rollerbladers 'skinny' to one side as they pass each other going opposite directions…. So this is how it goes… someone coming the other way stays to their side…you stay to your side…and it all works out… HI…. HI…. Or a little wave… music in their ears… if you are faster and you are coming up on someone going the same way….. you say…’on the left’… and the person in front stays to the right…

Simple…UNLESS….. you get these walker chicks…. Women who couldn’t just sit at home and chat… no…they have to walk on a public path… side by side…. You know how wide these women are… and they have to walk side by side to chat…they walk SLOOOOOWLY….THAT isn’t even exercise!!!!!

That happened to me Friday morning… I’m rollerskating along… and I see ahead of me in the park…. Two of those chicks who just had babies …. No job. Nothing to do but walk in the park on Friday morning… In front of each one of them is a baby stroller with a kid in it…. SIDE BY SIDE….

I politely click the hard plastic parts of the hand protectors…. One chick heard me… she looked… She SAW ME…. She didn’t move behind the other lady… I’m on WHEELS… there are no breaks on these wheels… rubber piece…worthless for stopping. I click again as I get closer… I had to slow down… she doesn’t move….. at all… just moving her pregnancy butt side to side as she chats….

At the last second… just before I was going to knock her into her stroller…. She drags the stroller over … I barely missed her… I mumble over my breath… JEEPERS…

So what can we get from these babymakers…. RUDE… women in many towns are RUDE…. Pathetic men don’t know that they deserve better and they fish in this pool… they marry what fish there are in the pond… parasites with big mouths that can’t shut up about what they want…so the pathetic men hand it over.

Parasites that get big because everyone has to love them for who they are and complain til they have a baby or two or three and then tell their husband that they have to be fat because they had chucked out a kid. Never mind every other part of the USA and of the world where women with kids get back in shape for their own self respect and for their husbands…….

Here is the point…. Character matters and the same character that has the chicks being disrespectful of others in the park, also has them sporting and keeping a caboose …. You know the last car of a train… EVEN the railroads rid their trains of cabooses…or is it cabeese if there is more than one…

The railroads have slimmed down… overweight costs money…takes up space…. Has no useful purpose… the caboose is inefficient… and yet…. These women grow and clothe these cabooses and then say they want to be appreciated for what’s on the inside. I don’t want to wait for the caboose to cross the road…. I don’t want to be bumped into by someones caboose at a store…. SAVE GAS…. Dump the caboose…

It’s what is on the inside that counts and the inside of the day loafers who thought to have a chat side by side was more important than all the other park goers …… your insides are junk and your trunk is junk….. maybe you should work on BOTH your insides and outsides….

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD