HOTEL HYPNOTISTS HAVE THEIR GED - DR. CODY HORTON IS SAFE

From August 11, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
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Dr. Cody Horton, who has a real PHD and puts on a professional hypnotist show, and is a talk radio show host on KAVD 103.1 FM has competition in the entertainment world.

There is a hypnotist who is putting on shows in town today. The radio commercials make it clear that sessions cost 59.95.

I suppose the man doesn’t have a PHD or he could charge more. He must have the GED for hypnotists. Maybe he only paid postage and handling on the inkjet hypnotist certificate he bought on the internet.

Did you see Dateline, to catch a predator? I’m thinking the government is hypnotizing those jerks into believing they are chatting with a 13 yr old.

Oh by the way… 6pm tonight…bring 60 dollars. Get in line. One line will be thicker than the other. The radio commercial says that Weight Loss starts tonight at 6pm…. Only takes two hours because at 8pm is the stop smoking session!!!!

GIVING A TOUGH GUY A FRUITY BEER - SKYLIGHT OVER TOILET

From August 11, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

My non-english speaking roofers were at the main house on Tuesday. There were finishing up and cleaning up and I realized I had a beer in my hand.

Me, standing in the air conditioning on the inside of a house while on the other side of a pane of glass (window) the roofers were cleaning up in 100 degree heat.

After all, I live alone, I had grown quite fond of the roofers for coming over and spending all that time at my place. So I rushed to the refrigerator and discovered three Amstel Lights. And three fruity beers for ladies. Two peach and one strawberry. So two of the five roofers were stuck with a fruity beer. After all they did for me…

I go to the nearest bathroom. And can you believe that there is a large skylight, 2ft by 2ft right above the toilet. I could hear the Spanish/Mexican music on the roof and was wondering how close the roofers were to the skylight.

It takes awhile to decide if you should stand there looking up and hope you are aiming correctly while going to the bathroom or if it would be worse to turn around and sit.

Of course I’d still look up to see if anyone is looking down. Have you ever tried peeing while holding out one hand to block the view?….

Well… I’ll tell you, I stood and looked up, no one looked down, and I aimed correctly… end of story. I really did enjoy their music.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

YOU ER WHAT YOU ING!!! - WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR THE FRANK AND PATTY SHOW - Radio Talk
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You ER what you ING!!!!

You’ve head of people who tell you of their dreams.

"I love to travel!!! I love fine food and dining. I’d love to help kids. I’d love to sit on the beach with my sweetheart. I’d love to go back to school and get my masters degree. I’d love to learn to weld… I am soooo into writing and would LOVE to write a book about this or that…. "

OH REEEAAAALLLYYYY…. STOP IT… STOP telling people that. STOP telling ME that. STOP telling YOURSELF that. It’s a lie. It’s a fantasy that is WORTHLESS.

If you aren’t DOING it…then it’s NOT you. It’s NOT real…. Quit it. Stop it. Shut up about it.

You aren’t that person you dream about. You are the person based on what you are actually DOING.

That is do ING. If you are not doing the thing you dream about then you are not THAT.

Think about it…

A swimmer is not someone who dreams about swimming. A swimmer is someone who is swimming.

You ER what you ING, I wanted to be a race car driver… I refused to tell anyone that I was a race car driver until I had more than half of a season of regular, each and every week, of driving a race car in competition. Until I was DRIVING a race car, I was not a race car driver.

Do you get it yet??? You ER what you ING. Nothing else.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ST. LOUIS - NO CSPAN IN HOTELS - SINGLE WOMEN ARE INTELLIGENT

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR THE FRANK AND PATTY SHOW - Radio Talk
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I didn’t watch the news this week. I can’t believe the hotels in St. Louis do not carry CSPAN…you know…the network that shows congress in session and general politics events. Can you believe that the hotel had the GOLF channel but NOT CSPAN???

But the biggest impression I have about St. Louis is the women.

Intelligent, self-sufficient, thoughtful, giving, caring, and skilled in dealing with people.

What does this mean about where I live? Where I live, the women are NOT intelligent, ….Not self-sufficient, NOT thoughtful, NOT giving, NOT caring about others, and totally inept in talking about themselves in conversations…..

they ask dumb questions. They EXPECT that because they ASKED a dumb question, that the man HAS to answer their questions and NOW.

The women where I live are not only dumb, but

they have a sense of entitlement to your thoughts, your money, your immediate time.

Totally unearned,

totally beyond common courtesy,

totally UNWORTHY.

Are You that way? Why?

Are you good looking?

Or are you NOT good looking and have to feel entitled to survive being not good looking and not feel bad about it….

1) Are you in denial and cope by thinking that your good looks entitle you to guys who stupidly give in to you…

2) or are you in denial that your bad looks can’t have any bearing on how you are treated.

Bad news for both of you. Too bad. You may not always meet people who will buy in to your denial. We will TELL you.

Instead of being offended and telling the other person that they are mean. Fix yourself. Fix your attitude. If you are overweight, FIX it. If you are sloppy, FIX it. If you are demanding, FIX it. If you need to ask 14 stupid questions when meeting a new man, FIX IT…

Leave other people alone. Look at YOURSELF. If you want to be how you are, ACCEPT IT…. And accept those who don’t buy into your denial.

Tell me why this advice isn't fair. COMMENTS?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DONT USE TURN SIGNALS - SUE AUTO MAKERS TO GET RID OF BLIND SPOTS

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
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Turn Signals and Spot Mirrors

St. Louis is a busy town. A lot of traffic. I actually used my turn signals there. Normally I don’t use turn signals. I don't want people to know what I’m up to. I don’t need to answer to them. If I want them to know then I’ll use my turn signal.

Spot mirrors. I looooooove spot mirrors. I install them on all of my vehicles except my dirt track cars.

We pretend to want safe cars. We have airbags, we have seat belts, we have safe fuel tanks. We have so many rules for what we can and can not do while we drive.

But the one thing that would have been EASY to require from the manufacturers. Is mirrors that don’t have a blind spot.

You know what a blind spot is right? A place you can’t see from where you are seated. Why do we still have mirrors on vehicles that allow a blindspot. Usually the next lane over left or right and along the backseat doors and trunk. So we spend all this effort to tell kids to turn their heads around to LOOK into the blind spot.

Old people won’t turn their head and they shouldn’t have to.

The convex mirrors (that means the mirrors that bulge out.) They let you know SOMETHING is there. THEN you can hesitate and look closer to see WHAT is there if you care.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DR CODY HORTON HYPNOTIST - STOP ME FROM VOMITING ON AIRPLANES

From August 25, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
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Judge Wyld called out Dr. Cody Horton. SHE'S FAMED TALK SHOW HOST AND HYPNOTIST!!!!

You know Cody right? That hypnotist chick who is on KAVD 103.1 on Saturday mornings.

Well for those who haven’t heard. Judge Wyld has called her out…. Why? Because hypnotism and professional wrestling are equally professional to JUDGE.

So rather than continually knocking hypnotism I called out Dr. Cody to prove it? Right.. a PHD!

If she can hypnotize me so I don’t vomit on airplanes when I fly then I’ll be her biggest fan… She hasn’t gotten it done YET.

Git it done Cody. Step up!! Surely a PHD can hypnotize me? Is it hypno or is it HYPE?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Q&A BY SELFISH CURIOUS WOMEN - UNSKILLED ENTITLEMENT PRINCESSES

From August 25, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
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Conversations with questions. I can’t stand them. Since when do I have to give out all my information just because a selfish person is curious?

What magazine or readers digest article or tv show says that to open guys up, that you have ask them questions about themselves?

THE MISGUIDED ADVICE: Young ladies. This is how to open up your man. Ask him about himself. He will love chatting on and on about himself. To show your interest, ask him about him.

NO NO NO NO NO…. If a guy has a first date that goes like this then the answer is NO. NO second date. NO paying for the date, definitely make sure that date is DUTCH and no second date.

If she can’t talk about herself then she will NAG you into talking for the rest of your life… Let’s face it, she has nothing to say if all she can do is take up time and email space to put forth questions. An annoying 5 year old. Why Why Why… tell me more. Oh that’s interesting, tell me more!!. Like you are an audio book with all this stuff waiting to entertain upon request… NO NO NO…..

The thoughtful women know that YOU are trying to get to know HER. Actually you aren’t, you just want to kiss her, but the best gals will at least share about themselves so you can get to know her.

You know the LOSER Q&A chick will say… "I just want to get to know you… is that so wrong?" YES it’s wrong… It’s SELFISH.

What makes your WANT to get to know him more important than him getting to know about YOU?

The answer. Share. Share in the areas that you want to know about him. Share in the depth that you want him to share with you.

The art of conversation is sharing such that you are giving energy.

Two things happen at that point. He finds out that all you care about is shopping and runs from you as he should.

You will find out that he doesn’t have in common things you like or care about them deeply like you do and then can turn and run at that point……

maybe both of you will stay in the conversation long enough to kiss and makeout

but at least after both of you RUN, you have been kissed.

Either way, give it a chance by not scaring him away with annoying Q&A.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD