Tuesday, September 22, 2009

What Green Families Do. The REAL SERIOUS Green Family.

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Green Family

A green family. If all of those global warming (ooops they were wrong so they now want to call it global CHANGE. Obama wanted big change, so why not global climate change.)

A Green Family. Either Live GREEN or SHUT UP.

A green family has every person in the household sitting in the living room together each evening. Spending quality living room time together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that one room during the evening.

A green family eats at established meal times and eats together at the dining room table. Spending quality time eating together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that room during that time. Only have the stove or the microwave on to cook that meal only once. The refrigerator is only opened a few times to get and return items a minimal number of times.

A green family house has only 3 bedrooms. 1 bedroom for parents. 1 bedroom for boys. 1 bedroom for girls. No other genders exists right? Saves on the cost of pre-school. Learn to get along and socialize with each other in your shared room. Saves energy on heat. Saves square footage for all utilities. Forces parents to do parenting/teaching their own kids with valuable lessons.

A green family house has only 1 bathroom. Forget the cost of installing a low flow toilet. If you see yellow when you go in, flush after you are done. If you don’t see yellow when you went in, don’t flush. Green families are smart that way. Shower one after another. The hot water is already in the pipes. Don’t flow extra water by having to run the water to get hot water through the pipes to the bathroom. The room is already heated up. Less energy to heat the bathroom.

A green family doesn’t add to the landfills of our mother earth. No handheld computer games. Made of plastics and other bad chemicals that stay in the landfill for millions of years. Millions of computer games are obsolete every 1.5 years and are thrown away. A green family will not buy poisonous batteries for handheld electronic items.

A green family will not participate in and will protest/picket at these events: No private sports, or elementary or middle school sports. Takes up mother earth natural spaces. Creates extra laundry and detergents to be used. Creates extra traveling created with polluting energy sources. Uses extra lighting, air conditioning, and plastic drink bottles. Develops bad habits in kids to waste their lives on supporting and watching unproductive activities. A green family will look very suspiciously on high school, college, and post-college sports-like commercial entertainment and the wasteful energy spent for shallow people’s entertainment.

A green family makes sure that their town High School games must only be on Saturday morning. Saves on lighting. Combine the trip to the game with other chores like shopping and going to war protests. No long distance games. A mid-sized town can have a 4, 5, or 6 high school league. No wasteful tournaments for ‘state’. The lessons of sports can be taught without such wasteful energy use for traveling or pointless tournaments. Rural teams can organize into 5 or 6 team leagues and travel. After all, sports was invented for small town pride and an activity. Bigger towns don’t need that, they have other entertainment. A serious green family would make sure their bigger town doesn’t have the pointless High School sports.

A green family will drink beverages at room temperature or directly from the refrigerator. Ice is redundant. Ice wastes energy. Even restaurant sodas are already cold from the dispenser. Why add ice? Soda taste is more intense at room temperature. Enjoy a tasty green drink!!!!

I love green families. They seem very nice. They are very active in family time at home. They care about community budgets and frivolous spending on all the energy spent on extracurricular distractions. Their kids develop productive talents. Everyone is thinking of the other’s welfare and working out problems together. They make a team effort of conserving and even sacrifice for conserving. As a matter of fact, they are very conservative. They are conserving the American family. And they are the GREENEST people on earth. They invented it. FIRST.

It's a shame that the real change now is to change back to what we once were; A NATION OF GREEN FAMILIES.

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