Monday, March 9, 2009

CAN I SELL YOU A PEANUT? HOW ABOUT 3 LBS 4 OUNCES?

Nothing to do with the radio show.... Just creative writing about PEANUTS

What’s just over 3 pounds, doesn’t spoil, and your friends love it?

If I gave you a peanut you would agree that it generally doesn’t spoil and many of your friends love it.

So why 3 pounds…. I’ll tell you that later….

We all tend to think about eating healthy. Mainly as we get older. We buy granola bars, or bananas… we may think about eating a good healthy breakfast.

But let’s look at that…. We don’t keep that promise to eat a good breakfast before work!!! Granola type bars are expensive….and they put sweeteners in the bars to hold them together, more calories than a can of coca cola.

How about that banana? Spoil. Special care. Crushes. Temperature sensitive. Won’t keep longer than 5 days.

What are you going to do? Switch to rice krispee bars? Apples? Not much better are they?

You need something that’s tasty, adaptable in size, handy, quick, won’t spoil, don’t have to go to the grocery store every other day.

You need Peanuts…. Yes… Peanuts are a handy snack food. Peanuts can last for a month!!! Peanuts can be a small handful or two handfuls. Peanuts even have flavors…. Peanuts of many flavors…. Red skin peanuts, Large Virginia peanuts, Roasted Peanuts, and the yummy honey roasted peanuts.

So what about that first offer I gave you…. What if I gave you a peanut? How about 2 peanuts? How about 15 peanuts? What about thousands of peanuts in a 3 pound 4 ounce CAN…. OVER THREE POUNDS OF PEANUTS!!!!!! In a convenient uncrushable CAN!!

Well… next to your desk a work, you could have peanuts in the morning to tie you over til LUNCH….. you could have peanuts in the middle of the afternoon…. YOU COULD EVEN HAVE A handful before heading home to your family!!!!

Will a huge CAN of peanuts SPOIL? In a day? 5 days? Two weeks? NOPE…. That makes it dependable not only for YOU but for who??? Your coworkers!!

Even people you don’t know will appreciate YOU and the peanuts before work, after work, weekends, anytime whether you are there or not. People will stop by to grab some peanuts….

Here’s how to do it. Cut the lid from the first CAN, into a pouring spout. This will keep people’s hands OUT OF THE CAN… sanitary!! After that, transfer the lid to the new can and put the new can’s lid under the can so the metal doesn’t scrape or mar the desk surface!!!!

What about cost? That is exactly the reason to drop by SAMS to pick up the economy size can. How much is it? 30 dollars? 15 dollars? If you bought the small jars for 4 dollars you feel you did well. But a CAN is more than several of the small jars.

So let’s ask again… is a can of delicious peanuts to generously share with your friends going to cost 20 dollars? 15 dollars? NO…. Just over 5 dollars. Just 5 dollars for a HUGE CAN.

At that price you can buy three flavors and rotate the flavors as each CAN is shared. And at this size, a CAN can last a LONG TIME.

No spoilage, simple snack yet effective, friendly friend food, and a sanitary way to share it. Be very generous to yourself AND to your coworkers for a very very low price….

Buy your CANS of over 3 pounds of delicious flavored peanuts TONIGHT!!!!

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