Thursday, February 26, 2009

RICE AND BEANS CHEAPER THAN DIRT and PLASTIC UTENSILS IN YOUR CAR

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.


Why are rice and beans a side dish in a combo plate…


they are not a desired side dish to an enchilada… not a side dish to a burrito… they are dirt… nothing… as a matter of fact… they are cheaper than dirt. If you go buy a small bag of play sand for your childs sandbox…. It is more expensive than rice or beans… Rice and Beans are cheaper than dirt. I don’t want it on my plate, bring me something good… like a side of nacho chips with cheese… THAT is a side dish…. What kind of cheese is it, if I have the cheese and you don’t??? NOT CHO Cheese…. NACHO CHEESE….. get it..cuz it’s not your cheese…not cho cheese!!


Do you keep extra plastic forks and spoons in your car? Drive through Mexican food…tostado..taco…YOU NEED A FORK!!! They forget to give you one… Often they forget to give me plastic utensils in the bag that they hand out the drive thru window.... Have extra in your car just like you have those extra napkins…

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

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